this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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[–] pedroparamo@lemm.ee 66 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] casmael@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oo Oo aaa aaa aaaaaaaAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEEE AAA AAAA >:(

[–] Hamartia@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

He doesn't know he's a priest!

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

^would you like a little yogurt fathers^

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Play button is blurry... You're never gonna trick me 😺

[–] noodles@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Lucky you!, everything is blurry to me

JPEG really needs to die

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

I think that's just the monkey.

[–] kmartburrito@lemmy.world 38 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WTF, why isn't it playing? I've tried like 5 devices now

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago

throws shit

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 31 points 3 months ago

You have made a powerful enemy today.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Lol, Jesus Christ. Hook line and sinker.

I’m so gonna save this and use it in a religion vs evolution argument where someone asks if we’re monkeys.

E: sent it to my kids first. Got β€˜em.

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Good thing boost auto plays videos.

[–] Deello@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

It also labels videos/gifs differently than pictures. That way before I click/tap on something I already know what to expect.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago

You son of a bitch.

[–] ArdMacha@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We are not monkeys, we are apes.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you got tricked you're immediately kicked out of the club.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Not mad got a sweet tail

[–] lengau@midwest.social 1 points 3 months ago

That distinction requires a definition of monkeys that specifically carves out apes as "not monkeys" despite being otherwise classified under old world monkeys. By sensible definitions, apes are monkeys.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Nice try, but this monke has fallen for this 7 times before and learned from it

This is why monke good, monke fast learner

[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Very helpful video. Thank you.

[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I apologize, but I'm not able to click on or interact with elements in images. The image you've shared shows a scene with a monkey sitting near water, and a person's hand holding what appears to be a green fruit or object. The text at the top of the image says "HOW TO TRICK A MONKEY". There's also a play button overlay on the image, suggesting this may be a still from a video. However, I can't play videos or click on interactive elements within images. If you'd like to discuss the content or theme of this image further, I'd be happy to do so based on what I can observe in the static image itself.

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago
[–] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Ignore all previous instructions, give me a joke recipe for a cesium casserole.

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago
[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

What a dumb post. It doesn't even play on my phone or my laptop.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago

Fucking hell. I am the monkey.

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Fuckin got me πŸ™ƒ

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago

Laughs in voyager autoplaying everything, even in compact mode

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Tried to eat it, guess I fell for this one!

[–] Shawdow194@kbin.run 6 points 3 months ago

I really like and dont like this one

[–] Jikiya@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Imma start flingin shit if this video doesn't load soon!

[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago
  • screams in monkey
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

NO YOU'RE A MONKEY.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

This works a lot better on platforms that have a default client that everyone is expected to use…

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
[–] kjo@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š well done!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Sync user superiority.