this post was submitted on 29 Jul 2024
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Lemmy Shitpost

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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 79 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

new to lemmy. how do i delete someone else's post

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Lemmy is pretty cutting edge in this, but there should be a physical button on the side of your phone or monitor that will make it go away.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

Instructions unclear, dick stuck in moniter

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Mixel@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gregtech hell that remembers me of Hardcore minecraft modpack where I have way to many hours in 😅

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So, the story of why I have this domain name is: I wanted my own blog site. That was it. So I bought the domain gregtech.eu, but just before starting the blog I put online some other services: Vaultwarden, Immich, Jellyfin and Matrix. So the blog had to have blog.gregtech.eu (you can read the one blog post I have yet written if you want) because it was not hosted on Hetzner. But then I realized some mf registered gregtech.com 2 years ago, in 2022 and that there is a Minecraft mod named gregtech, so there go my search results.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 0 points 1 month ago

I can too, because it's all federated

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

If you tap on the screen it'll go away ;3

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

hold the ALT button and press F4

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Am I the only one who tried to tap on the picture?

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It goes: zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out, zoom in, zoom out.

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mine goes: zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out, zoom in, zoom in more, zoom out.

[–] rarWars@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

Mine goes: open the image,

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Sigh... no.

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 2 points 1 month ago

I regret to inform you that you are not

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] thomcat@midwest.social 37 points 1 month ago (2 children)

can't even post a picture without the woke mob calling you a spigot smdh

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Spigots are for Mountain Dew.

[–] FiniteLooper@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

Spigot on your screen

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

cool, now i got a fingerprint on my monitor

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] asqapro@reddthat.com 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

“Tap” is being used as a noun here. It took me a bit to get it.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Oh. Well, that was anti-climatic.

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Same. It just minimizes and maximizes the image on my phone. Lol.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Big this is not a pipe energy

[–] witty_username@feddit.nl 7 points 1 month ago

Good one. However, upon closer inspection it holds no water

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Shit not working, gonna have to call a plumber

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Dad is that you? Did you get your cigarettes yet? It's been 15 years....

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

I don't like how the left rectangle has pointy edges and the rest of the graphic has curved edges.

What kind of monster would do this...

[–] Burgundy@lemy.lol 4 points 1 month ago

Haha, got me.

[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Nope raises hand

[–] occhionaut@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

ok now what

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago
[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 2 points 1 month ago