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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

Anything and everything goes. Memes, Jokes, Vents and Banter. Though we still have to comply with lemmy.world instance rules. So behave!


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1. Be Respectful


Refrain from using harmful language pertaining to a protected characteristic: e.g. race, gender, sexuality, disability or religion.

Refrain from being argumentative when responding or commenting to posts/replies. Personal attacks are not welcome here.

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Content that violates the law. Any post/comment found to be in breach of common law will be removed and given to the authorities if required.

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-No promoting violence/threats against any individuals

-No CSA content or Revenge Porn

-No sharing private/personal information (Doxxing)

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Posting the same post, no matter the intent is against the rules.

-If you have posted content, please refrain from re-posting said content within this community.

-Do not spam posts with intent to harass, annoy, bully, advertise, scam or harm this community.

-No posting Scams/Advertisements/Phishing Links/IP Grabbers

-No Bots, Bots will be banned from the community.

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-Do not post explicit content. Lemmy.World is not the instance for NSFW content.

-Do not post Gore or Shock Content.

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-Do not Brigade other Communities

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-No Witch Hunts against users/communities.

-No content that harasses members within or outside of the community.

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-Content that is NSFW should be behind NSFW tags.

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[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 279 points 1 year ago (12 children)

First GW OC poster to post an image of herself (sorry boys) naked holding a can of beans is going to melt this place down faster than KBins backed up queue.

[–] bxyrk@discuss.tchncs.de 156 points 1 year ago (7 children)

So it's beans now? I've seen a post or 2. Sure fuck it I'm down.

"Dude I've been here since the beans" coming in a few years

[–] Reddit_was_fun@lemmy.world 107 points 1 year ago (9 children)

I think it started when someone said that Lemmy users would upvote a can of beans.

#knowyourmeme

[–] 5redie8@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

It's actually still flying around the All feed right now lol this was far

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[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (15 children)

"Psh, that's nothing! I've been here since the 3-day no poop challenge!"

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[–] MangoPenguin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 208 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Can't wait for the onlyfans accounts that spam the same vanilla nsfw image into 50 different communities at once. /s

[–] nueonetwo@lemmy.ca 112 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Can't forget the same dumb title that's usually something like "Do older guys even like 18 year old?"

Obviously girl, that's why we're all here and you have 400k karma with a month old account

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Feeling down cause someone said my boobs aren't that great, what do you guys think?"

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 90 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"I'm so shy" whilst she exposes her bare anus to the gods.

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[–] GARlactic@lemmy.world 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Also the classic "my boyfriend said my boobs were too big."

No he didn't. Literally no one ever said that.

[–] DrTeeth@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

The reality: My girlfriend said my moobs are too big.

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[–] Crampon@lemmy.world 158 points 1 year ago (3 children)

OF models Ruined all the porn subreddits. It went from sources material to some chick having a seizure for 8 seconds hoping you will give her money.

[–] Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

And spamming all the subreddits regardless of how relevant they were with the same shitty advertisement.

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[–] Yoz@lemmy.world 125 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Disgusting! How to find these accounts so that I dont accidently subscribe ?

[–] shindig1457@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago (5 children)

It's pretty easy. Just don't go to lemmynsfw.com. hopefully, we'll get a way to ~~subscribe to~~ block all communities on another instance with a single click at some point to make this easier.

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[–] skierra@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] leyland1989@reddthat.com 125 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (19 children)

Just remember how quickly Tumblr fold after they started banning porn.

Don't ever underestimate the power of horniness in which large part of the internet runs on.

[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 52 points 1 year ago (3 children)

That dead woman called Tumblr is still walking with a healthy strut these days, also soaking up some displaced Redditors. Horny shit is slowly but surely returning to Tumblr's fields, as well.

Tumblr illustrates the problem with porn in general, they didn't shut it down for no reason, they shut it down because the pedos had decided to use it as a dissemination portal for their vile shit, and the structure of Tumblr made it difficult to moderate away, especially at scale. Thus, Apple threatening to pull them from the app store, for good reason. All they could do was go scorched earth on porno.

So that's the issue we're going to have, here, and I'm not sure if the "some guy running an instance for the fuck of it" model is prepared for it.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The key difference with lemmy is, if that one instance is the one disseminating cp, they get defederated, and so removed from the other normal users, and then if the instance doesn't shut down, LEO gets involved. The other normal porn-hosting instances can operate business as usual.

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[–] rabquest@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called 'Bring Back the Porn'"

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[–] void_wanderer@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (4 children)

When I browse "all" on here, there is the occasional tiddy in between. I appreciate that. Reddit's r/all was so much better when nudity wasn't purged from it.

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude right? You scroll a bit, read some shit, laugh at some wit, and then there's a tit. It wa perfect.

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[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (7 children)

The internet is for porn. Don’t make me link the video proving it.

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[–] Skiv@lemmy.world 94 points 1 year ago (3 children)

This isn't even a shit post, just being objectively aware of reality

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[–] dimspace@lemmy.world 90 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Porn and piracy.

The two things guaranteed to drive any platform.

All aboard the VHS train baby...

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[–] Nausiyan@lemmy.sdf.org 89 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Fun fact, you can actually tell how the economy is doing based off sex workers tips and income. It's actually more reliable than any other financial marker.

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[–] emanon458@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Where is this porn located so I don't accidentally stumple upon it? Thank you so much.

[–] Beefcyclone@lemmy.world 37 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Oh, my God, that's disgusting! Naked pics online? Where? Where did he post those?

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[–] Smokeydonuts@lemmy.fmhy.ml 86 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Can we all vote this as the official measure of a successor of sites like reddit.

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[–] czarrie@lemmy.world 59 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oh good, can't wait for my feed on here to be absolutely slammed with porn bots. We made it, boys.

[–] korewafap@lemmy.fmhy.ml 30 points 1 year ago (10 children)

My porn account’s front page is already full of it. My regular account on a no nsfw instance sees no porn

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[–] AfricanExpansionist@lemmy.ml 55 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Let's workshop it.

PQI: Porn Quality Index

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[–] Seven@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

So the more quality of porn falls down, the more active sites become... Understood.

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[–] Olap@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (16 children)

You aren't wrong with this theory. It's why betamax and hd-dvd lost too

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[–] ryannathans@lemmy.fmhy.ml 37 points 1 year ago

OC boobies leading the way

[–] writeblankspace@geddit.social 36 points 1 year ago

I don't like porn, and I don't want to see it, but I'm glad it's come here since it can bring more people in (like Reddit's porn communities)

[–] mavedustaine@lemm.ee 33 points 1 year ago
[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

people complain about onlyfans but i'd take that any day over the fucking top 40 horseshit on mainstream sites

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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

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[–] Mestrogen@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Yo can someone sauce me the furryporn sub links (asking for my neighbors friends aunts step sister)

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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (11 children)

Yup. Only reason I still have Reddit is the quality porn. As soon as I can get the same elsewhere, it’s dead to me.

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[–] chardiemacdennis@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (13 children)

Best porn so far is on lemmynsfw.com

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[–] anthoniix@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago

Pics or it didn't happen

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 25 points 1 year ago (7 children)

People who post or interact with porn also post other stuff.

Tumblr died after they killed off porn, because porn users left the site. That made Tumblr less interesting for people who followed those porn users' non-porn content, which meant that some of them left. Which in turn made it worse for people following that second group, and so on.

The same might happen the other way around. One can only hope.

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[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 year ago (2 children)

First you start with the porn. Then they will cum.

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