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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 95 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Ah yes.

Woah were half way there
Woah-oh lucky charms on a pickle

My favorite lyrics

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

woah were half way there
Woah-oh part of this balance breakfast

[–] Delta_V@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pumafred9@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago

Ahhh it's 'got no bowls to spare'

[–] RustyNova@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Can someone explain the joke to me?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 4 months ago

It’s a type of meme that asks you to complete song lyrics with the thing in the picture. The song in this case is “Living on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi. Here are some other examples (with solution):

Unfortunately I didn’t find a satisfying solution where I found this meme, so I can only assume that this is some sort of an anti-joke, i.e. the joke is that there is no joke, but you waste a bunch of time trying to find one anyways.

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

"Lucky cucumber" is as close as I can get but needs some mispronouncing of cucumber

[–] USSMojave@startrek.website 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Could be "lucky charm spear" -> "living on a prayer"

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If you live in a world where spear rhymes with prayer.

[–] USSMojave@startrek.website 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Shrug, blame OP who themselves doesn't know how this post fits this meme

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Don't fret, I do.

[–] LostAndSmelly@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Eating on a dare Take a bite, we'll make it, I swear Woah-oh, livin' on a prayer

[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Cereal from a spear?

[–] obinice@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Cereal on a gherkin, hmm

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Lucky Charms and pickles? I too remember Fark.

[–] Waraugh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Haha, this song was on the radio when I opened this up, kind of freaked out tbh

[–] WhoPutDisHere@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 4 months ago

Half way there

Jacking off the mayor

Take his cock

We'll please it I swear.

Woah oh

Jacking off the mayor.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Reading the other comments suggests that their referencing some song or another.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Living on a prayer by bon jovi

[–] Zoot@reddthat.com 2 points 4 months ago

I saw some of the comments first before realizing, and now Pickles on a Pear is stuck in my head

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Good but it's no snikle.

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today -1 points 4 months ago

Either this is a typo and you meant spear, or you need glasses.

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Cereal on an avocado slice

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

That’s clearly a pickled cucumber

[–] Omega_Man@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

It's called a pickle. Put some respect on it's name.

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Take my hand, we can make it I swear.

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey that’s not your hand, that’s just another pickle!

Is that a pickle in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago

Lucky charms in a pickle bowl.