this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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[โ€“] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 27 points 3 months ago (2 children)

๐Ÿธ-tier shitpost. ๐Ÿ‘

[โ€“] AtomfriedMegaforce@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

๐Ÿธ-tier shitpost. ๐Ÿ‘

is this... ehm... good?

[โ€“] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 months ago

Well, you certainly wouldn't want an ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™€๏ธ-tier rating.

[โ€“] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿธ

[โ€“] paddirn@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Voting is just another way for the government to track you. What do you think โ€œSleepyโ€ Joe is gonna do to you after you vote for our Lord and Savior Donald J Trump on election day? Jack-booted thugs will be at your doorstep dragging your grandma out into the street, raping her, then shooting her right in front of you. They already tried to kill Trump once. Whatever you do, donโ€™t go to the polls on Election day, thatโ€™s what They want. They already stole the election that way once before, theyโ€™ll do it again. Donโ€™t vote, God will put Donald J Trump in the Whitehouse on Jan 6, 2025. Joe Biden will have a heart attack that day and Kamala Harris will be ruled unfit for office by the Supreme Court (look it up, itโ€™s Article III ยท ยง 13 of the US Constitution, they have that ability). At that point, Donald J Trump will be called up by the House of Representatives and will assume the office of President.

Donโ€™t vote, not now, not ever again.

[โ€“] whostosay@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Please for the love of God advertise this on Facebook if you can afford to do so, we desperately need it. Put the punisher logo with Donald Trump's stupid fuckin hair behind it. If not you, someone reading this please put this up as an advert in battleground states/counties if you can afford it. America needs this, we need this, I need this.

[โ€“] proper@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago

Heโ€™s just asking questions

[โ€“] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't drink the water! They put something in it to make you forget. I don't even remember how I got here

[โ€“] unreachable@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

but do you even remembered drinking the water though?

[โ€“] Denjin@lemmings.world 1 points 3 months ago

What's water?

On a different topic, my head really hurts and I don't know why

[โ€“] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My god.........words cannot express how much I loathe that "man". The only thing that comes close is screaming violently into a pillow. You know.....because unlike him I'm trying to be polite and respect my neighbors right to exist without hearing me. But I'm still absolutely screaming into a pillow until my eyes bleed.

[โ€“] tourist@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If it helps, he probably has heart and liver disease.

Especially if he's mixing those "vitamins" he sells with the amount of alcohol he drinks

[โ€“] Sammy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 months ago

I think heโ€™s slightly more cagey than to tap into his own supply. Even backwards-hat, dippy Rob Dew admits he only takes the turmeric pills sometimes.

[โ€“] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

It was clearly staged. You expect me to believe that an American, a person from the land of guns, a person who grew up in schools filled with guns somehow can't manage to hit his target with a gun; While a little over two years ago some Japanese dude, from the country that abhors guns, where guns are all but completely banned was able to not only make a cave-gun but also managed to lethally hit their target with it?

[โ€“] brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Yeah, lead!

The best thing about the comments on my post: I have no idea who's serious and who's just acting

[โ€“] cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I have no experience in this, and I wasn't there, but it sure does not looks like the kind of bleeding a bullet would do by grazing an ear. It's probably nothing but it's worth mentioning, you know. Just mentioning. Not implying anything.