Sammy

Can I have a Double Whip Leachianus, two pumps of of Leopard Gecko, and sprinkle of anoles?

Ah, I believe this was standard practice in the 70’s; Black Beauties in the morning, quaaludes to tuck you in at night. 💊

o7 thank you for your service

Today it’s Wacky Wednesday in the Time Tunnel ♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

Garrus Bodypillow 100% run, no skips, no OoB

Outbreeding? (Alien bussy)?

-doesn’t even require a finger in your bum

Then what the heck am I paying these deductibles for?? >:(

Hard pass ✋

That’s crazy, I hear that too. I hear he also steals and eats goldfish from the local PetCo.

T-thank you this is perfect 🐌 🪩 🕺

Or iFunny if you’re feelin’ saucy!