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[–] waz@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

There is a shoe store where I used to live named Red's Shoe Barn. I was always hoping the correct lights would fail to make their sign read "ed's hoe Bar". To my knowledge it never happened, but I don't know.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago

If it doesn't happen on its own, you might have to help a little...

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 months ago

I would pick hell, people have told me to go there, so I'd check out what the fuzz is all about.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Is that the gas station from my house.wad?

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Could be, gotta check if the Slurpee machine gives you 200 health.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Yeah, that's a definite ass world for me, because whilst I might visit tit loans out of curiosity, ass world is where I am sure I would want to go regularly.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm a guy, I'm already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.

[–] match@pawb.social 2 points 4 months ago

Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Brake Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And? How is your first post coming? It's been five hours. Is your friend OK?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

No word yet.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He no longer has it, or at least couldn't find it. The search continues.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 2 points 4 months ago

Ahhhhhhhh, I'm still holding out hope

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.

Thanks for the heads up!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Tit loans please.

Can I loan a pair of DD's for a few weeks. I'd like to see how they suit me.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Spongebob narrator voice: moments laturr...

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those are like K or L cups lol.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No, K cups look like this:

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago

Last time I send you bra shopping!

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[–] simple@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Die Mart sounds really metal, I wonder what they sell there

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

You can only get one though.

[–] pacmondo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its just german, it says "The Mart"

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh, you mean like that loveable scamp Bart Simpson?

[–] errer@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nobody who speaks German could be an evil man!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Natürlich!

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Machine tools, but only half. Taps are in a different shop.

[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It's actually just a German superette. Bit of a red herring

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[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Oh I can read the room, and the room needed a bonk

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You didn't bonk the room, though. You bonked me.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

My mind cannot process this picture so I'm choosing to block it out.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 points 4 months ago

Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).

[–] StThicket@reddthat.com 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.

[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

and light/pale in German (and it's ilk).

[–] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

No one believes me, but I swear one time the store's lights were fucky at a Roomstore location I was driving by, and it looked like Poonstore.

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[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Hell looks awfully familiar... Something about happiness.

[–] iamjackflack@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Something something fight club, no wait that’s not right

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[–] ramius345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)
[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Ding ding ding. What a mindfuck it was.

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[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost

[–] variants@possumpat.io 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I remember a shoe store called dsw shoes had an S burned out so it was just dsw hoes. which makes more sense because dsw stands for designer shoe warehouse so why add an extra shoes at the end to make it designer shoe warehouse shoes

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