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[โ€“] maxinstuff@lemmy.world 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It's not that these images are perfect - it's that they're close enough.

The "problem" is that these images look amazing with a minimal touchup - something which would happen anyway to a real photo.

An extra hour to two fixing some AI artifacts (the ol' droop-eye and derp-hand) is a LOT cheaper than getting actual people out to an actual location and taking an actual photo.

EDIT: I just realised the tent is on fire ๐Ÿคก

[โ€“] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 months ago

Honestly if you did those touch ups and said it was real I would still believe it, reminds me of that subreddit where they post weird Stockphotos. Like the lady soldering but she's holding the hot bit of the solder iron, or the hackerman with the faux mask. Serious stock photos can be hilarious sometimes.

[โ€“] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Transcript of me examining this picture:

"Okay, face looks okay, jacket makes sense, let's look at the hands. Looks like four fingers on her left hand there, the right hand, thumb's a little screwy, is that a stick or is she part tarsier? Something's kind of screwy there. Boots look about right, there's even a pretty decent depth of field on the sho-THE FIRE IS IN THE TENT.

[โ€“] beneeney@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Man I didn't even notice the fire in the tent until I read your comment ...

[โ€“] fadedmaster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

I noticed the fire and I noticed the tent. I was too distracted by the hands to notice that the fire was in the tent... What has AI images done to me? Haha.

[โ€“] Veneroso@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You're not alone. I expect far too long focused on the hands and face....

[โ€“] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Also is this an AI making a dumb blonde joke?

[โ€“] Veneroso@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I mean I can think of a few ways to keep a text warm. A few ways involving a dumb blonde...

This ain't it chief!

Though considering I didn't notice the location of the fire until reading the comment, maybe I should the dumb blonde....

Reminds me of the Dad joke: Set a man a fire, he's warm for the night. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life!

That tent is about to get real hot.....

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[โ€“] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 months ago

It's like that test where you count the number of basketballs and miss the guy in the gorilla costume.

[โ€“] menemen@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I read AI and I am focused exclusively on the hands. So much that at first I didn't even see the fire...

[โ€“] Granite@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[โ€“] rsuri@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

To be fair, I'm not sure this is an unrealistic scenario of your average instagram influencer going out camping.

[โ€“] dactylotheca@suppo.fi 35 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Ah, good idea putting the fire in the tent, that way the fire will stay warm

[โ€“] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, that's fine. It's the ๐Ÿ‘ thumb! Look at it! It's freakishly small but not ridiculously small.

[โ€“] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Or the single Wolverine stick claw.

[โ€“] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The hot air is also guaranteed to keep the tent up.

[โ€“] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

If you put the whole ass campfire in the tent, it might fly away. Put the fire in the freezer overnight, then thaw it out in chunks when needed.

Alternatively, scrape some glue off your pizza and use it to stick the tent's bottom to the ground.

[โ€“] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 months ago

I always pack several tablets of dehydrated water with me so if I'm running out, I can just dissolve a couple to have something to drink or cook with

[โ€“] x4740N@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

I did not notice that, all I did was look at the image on autopilot

[โ€“] Jallu@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 months ago

AI in the tent:

[โ€“] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

I hate how obsessed AI has made me with hands and feet. cause that used to be how you noticed AI pics (still is, to a degree, but they are sadly getting better at not creating abomination limbs), they always fucked up the hands and feet.

and now I find my eyes immediately drawn to hands and feet of any picture, even in real life, cause this stupid bullshit has trained my eyes to scan for weird digital hallucinatory biology.

and I can not begin to express in human language how much I hate it now that i've noticed it

[โ€“] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

And sometimes people just have weird hands. I remember seeing a picture from a Trump rally somebody posted, and people were like "Why does everybody look so weird?" "Must be AI. Look at that baby's mutant alien hands." It was a picture from 2017, before all this AI shit started.

[โ€“] PythagreousTitties@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Supposedly theres a porn star from the '90/00's that had a club foot. Super hot, but always had the one foot out of the frame or covered.

Probably "folk lore" but what you said reminded me of that.

[โ€“] Klear@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Rob Leifeld is a time traveller and used AI for all his drawings.

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[โ€“] Technotica@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

At some point some artist is going to screw with all of us by taking a real photo with a campfire in a tent.

[โ€“] ekZepp@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

A smart move would have been to put a real photo here and then troll all the comments about uncanny valley ...and by smart I mean evil.

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I will totally do that in future.

( btw. the hands are still messy โ˜๏ธ)

[โ€“] JohnOliver@feddit.dk 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Did you miss the fire in the tent too?

[โ€“] ekZepp@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I've seen enough posts on Instagram to not be surprised by idiots ruining a perfectly good tent just for a shot ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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[โ€“] aesthelete@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's funny how similar AI generated images are to accompanying drawings for "what are ten things that are wrong with this picture?" style questions in an IQ test.

[โ€“] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Except for the super long pinky finger shes cute

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[โ€“] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
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[โ€“] ItsYourBoyHalo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They never get the hands right lol

[โ€“] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Plus side is generating them is increasing global warming

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[โ€“] TheFin@leminal.space 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Too perfect but wrong hands

[โ€“] Venator@lemmy.nz 6 points 2 months ago

The fire also looks a bit too intents to me ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The fire IN the tent is hilarious

[โ€“] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Best to keep the fire contained so you dont burn nature.

[โ€“] Snowclone@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The tells

Hands issues, thumb and metal claw

Face issue, studio lighting on face, right eye is not eyeing.

Body issues, left leg is a weird tiny leg

Boot laces lack credibility

Fire in a tent

AI is bad at the details.

[โ€“] sdcSpade@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I've gotten so used to looking at the details that I didn't even notice the blatant fire-in-the-tent.

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[โ€“] recapitated@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

This AI was trained on Dr Seuss's Wacky Wednesday

[โ€“] muculent@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Every time I see the body horror AI produces I feel like I'm MacReady at McMurdo in desperate need of my flamethrower.

[โ€“] eleitl@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Looks fine to me. I'm an ordinary human just like you.

[โ€“] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

I like how it was able to handle the fire's lighting effect and tent occulsion, and I wonder if it thinks of it like a fireplace, as inside a home.

[โ€“] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The magical half chair, half rock.

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