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[–] noride@lemm.ee 63 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Kim has the exact same posture as my two year old when he's watching the dog eat.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It’s bizarre! I had the same thought. He’s postured like an engaged toddler.

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

What did you just say about me, you insolent fool? I'll have you know that I am the Supreme Leader of North Korea, and I have over 300 confirmed no-poop days. I graduated top of my class at the Academy of Unchallenged Genius and have single-handedly invented gravity and rainbows. You are nothing to me but just another target for my flawless golf skills; I once got 18 holes-in-one in a single game. I have the power of the sun in my hands and have been trained in both human and gorilla warfare. Mark my words, you are finished. Think you can talk to me like that and get away with it? Think again, worm. I am the very definition of perfection and will obliterate you with my mere presence.

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Someone missed his nap. Was launching stomp rockets into the Pacific too much excitement for you?

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 4 months ago
[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago

He's like a two year old that got hit with an enlarging-ray

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago

Arms back, hips and moobs emphasized, because lumbar lordosis is not just for women! Powerful and manly man can master it, with practice and intense self-indulgence. Westerners aren't permitted to learn it.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 months ago

It's also weirdly similar to Trump's posture. Both horrible and I don't know how they stand like that. It looks both ugly and uncomfortable.

[–] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 months ago

Satire and reality have been blurred way too far. I genuinely almost believe this

[–] supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

I didn't realise this was credible defense

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Would Kim's outfit be called a pantsuit?

[–] tal@lemmy.today 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

"Mao suit".

It's a trademark for him and his grandfather. Here he is wearing it to meet Trump:

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/style/kim-jong-uns-mao-suit-was-business-as-usual-summit-was-historic-1119420/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_suit

The modern Chinese tunic suit is a style of male attire originally known in China as the Zhongshan suit (simplified Chinese: 中山装; traditional Chinese: 中山裝; pinyin: Zhōngshān zhuāng) after the republican leader Sun Yat-sen (Sun Zhongshan). Sun Yat-sen introduced the style shortly after the founding of the Republic of China (1912–1949) as a form of national dress with distinct political overtones. The four pockets are said to represent the Four Virtues of propriety, justice, honesty, and shame; and the five buttons the branches of China's former government (Executive, Legislative, Judicial, Examination, Control),[1][2][3][4][5] which still survive today in the Republic of China government of Taiwan.

After the Communist victory in the Chinese Civil War and the establishment of the People's Republic of China in 1949, such suits came to be worn widely by male citizens and government leaders as a symbol of proletarian unity and an Eastern counterpart to the Western business suit. The name "Mao suit" comes from Chinese Communist Mao Zedong's fondness for the style. The garment became closely associated with him and with Chinese Communism. Mao's cut of the suit was influenced by the Stalin tunic then prevalent among Soviet officials.[6] Although it declined in use among the general public in the 1980s and 1990s due to the increasing prominence of the business suit, it is still commonly worn by Chinese leaders during important state ceremonies and functions.[7][8] The Mao suit was also worn in North Korea by party elites.

In the 1960s and 1970s, the Mao suit became fashionable among Western European, Australian, and New Zealander socialists and intellectuals.[9] It was sometimes worn over a turtleneck.

The Mao suit is worn at the most formal ceremonies as a symbol of national sovereignty. China's paramount leaders always wear Mao suits for military parades in Beijing, even though other Politburo Standing Committee members and other Politburo officials wear European business suits. It is customary for Chinese leaders to wear Mao suits when attending state dinners.[13][14][15] In this situation, the Mao suit serves as a form of evening dress, equivalent to a military uniform for a monarch, or a tuxedo for a paramount leader.

The Mao suit also serves as a diplomatic uniform. Although Chinese ambassadors usually wear European business suits, many Chinese ambassadors choose to wear a Mao suit when they present their credentials to the head of state.[16][17][18] The presentation ceremony is symbolic of the diplomatic recognition that exists between the two countries, so it carries a higher level of formality than other diplomatic meetings.

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Thanks for the sauce! The pocket over each man boobie has political meaning?! It's not designed to flatter the male torso- any male torso, of any size or shape, is it? The unrelieved swath of monochrome matte fabric starts at the high collar and seems to swallow the upper body and legs and emphasize narrowness in all the wrong places. The wearer looks like nothing but buttons and pelvis.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Probably a better bathroom experience than what the front line Russian soldiers are getting right now.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Oh, no, these balloons are already filled with North Korean poop. The Russians still have to use their regular wilderness holes.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Too bad. Can't get more Russians to sign up with the promise of "getting to poop into a balloon!"

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks!

(I really need to subscribe to Nebula. There is some really great long form content there.)

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Eh, there's no shortage of video essays on YouTube. The Operations Room is particularly entertaining if you like war related stuff. Their videos on desert storm are fascinating.

[–] Gsus4@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

putin - Notice me, senpai!

Kim - Behold, my latest artistic instalation!!!

putin - It's...uh...scrumptious...

Kim - I'll send some your way too, then.

putin - Thank you senpai T~T

[–] thefrankring@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

If I ever meet Putin, I guess I know what to give him.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Shit's getting weird, part infinity!

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago

I see what you did there, you sly dog.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Listen, Bubs. Hear that? The sounds of the whispering winds of shit. Can you hear it?