this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 4 months ago

POV: roller coaster tycoon players when their ride goes 0.1mph too fast for design

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 23 points 4 months ago

Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Pulverized in a massive blender; then misted across the parks with a cropduster

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 months ago

Fed to the unicorns

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 4 points 4 months ago

Fly up in a helicopter and have them toss your corpse into the blades

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Hallelujah...?

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 7 points 4 months ago

15 minutes ago I said "have my funeral at Disneyland so people can ride roller coasters after." This is better.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

Wood chipper

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Only if I can play "It's Raining Men"

[–] psud@aussie.zone 3 points 4 months ago

🎵It's raining man, hallelujah but why did they blend him?

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

In Anaheim, their wishes are not out of reach.