How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.
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Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?
Why didn't I think of this?
Now you know for next time.
Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.
Timeless
child lore
ಠ_ಠ
No worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate
I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.
Ah yes the beyblade launcher dildo
Let 'er rip!
game idea: platformer but the different power-ups r all dildos with interesting designs :3 and of course the controller is a dildo too
Dildos give you active abilities and butt plugs passive.
I mean Saints Row has the dildo bat…
Cyberpunk 2077 has a dildo club too.
Only if it has buttplug.io support!
Don't put this in your butt, it's just a corkscrew poop extractor. Worst drunk Amazon purchase ever.
Some people have issues getting the poop out. They should market it as a medical device.
"Liquid enemas too gentle? Try a solid enema!”
This thread gets crazier the deeper I read. And depth is the crux of this meme.
Sky Dancers will get caught in your hair and ruin your day.
Oh no
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As a Biologist, this is extra hot
Quack
Screw it
Looks intriguing.
It works better if it's glass (not acrylic) and properly lubed.
I feel certain fear of glass. I have been on the internet too long
It's glass for sure.
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Wrong, you'll fly like Tom.