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[–] RustyWizard@programming.dev 109 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Those aren’t targets painted on, they’re munitions. This A-10 shot a cow at enemy combatants.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or he's only got one confirmed kill...

[–] Seraph@kbin.social 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All those bombs and all they killed was one cow? What a waste!

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

It's from all that milking. Takes a toll after a while, ya know? 😢

[–] Hupf@feddit.de 16 points 6 months ago

Fetchez la vache!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 66 points 6 months ago (4 children)

The rest of the marks are bombs... Did he shoot the bombs down? Or did he drop a cow on the enemy? πŸ€”

[–] Skua@kbin.social 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Well the bombs explode after he drops them, so I think he can quite safely say he has destroyed those bombs

So it's safe to assume the Air National Guard has access to exploding beef. Fantastic.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 12 points 6 months ago

I think it was just a very resilient cow. But we got him in the end.

[–] casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

They made the commander say "holy cow!"

[–] MCHEVA4EVA@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago

Damn that's crazy what do they put when they shoot a British solider? A little teapot?

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)
[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The fact that this has escaped the vast majority of readers so far...

[–] three@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

Pedantry is exhausting. A cow is a cow unless there is a need to specify its gender.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Cow means boy or girl bovine nowadays

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's bull and you know it.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair, the picture is far from making me certain. But I did look closely before posting the comment and now, and no, that doesn't look like a bull to me

Edit: I decided to finally search for a story behind it

if that's a bull, it has some serious health issuesa close up of a bovine frag picture, that looks pretty much like a cow

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 months ago

I was just being a bit punny :) "bull" being short for "bullshit". I didn't really have an opinion.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

I'm sorry but once mr cow declared jihad and joined the taliban, his days were numbered.

[–] Cipher22@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I assure you, this was added at someone else's behest.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

"Its this or your new callsign is "butcher". Pick."

[–] swab148@startrek.website 5 points 6 months ago

That'd be an awesome callsign! One of my best Rangers in my most recent XCOM 2 runs was called "Butcher", and he absolutely lived up to his name πŸ’ͺ

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Nah butcher would be a kick-ass callsign.

You'd get something like udder or milker.

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Incoming bovine, deploy cowntermeasures!!

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 5 points 6 months ago

Some high steaks maneuvering.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

Somewhere there is a cow with a few dozen A-10 tattoos ... & one paraglider tattoo.