Their pawn was right in front of my pawn, and they moved it diagonally and took my pawn, even though their pawn never went on my pawn's spot? Guys, wtf? This is hacking, right?

[–] kadu@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Google en passant

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Google en passant

Holy hell!

[–] odium@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

Actual zombie

[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Well TIL. But that's not quite what OP described.

[–] Penta@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

new response just dropped

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

I mean, if their pawn was in front of yours, then yes.

[–] neptune@dmv.social 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'll start. They took my queen and didn't pay dowry.

[–] teft@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

They forked my queen in front of my king, so you got off lucky.

[–] Mastershelf@lemmy.one 4 points 3 months ago

Google Prima Nocta

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 3 months ago

Friend was teaching me to play. She and her sister were highly rated (don't ask me the number, it was decades ago). During a teaching match against her sister, my friend groped under the table quite thoroughly and for the entire game, which I obviously lost. Those two were trouble.

PS: We'd had sex many times before and that type of behaviour wasn't unusual for her at the time.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

The very first move was a4 then Ra3. This is a terrible opening. I lost.

[–] Marduk73@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

unsolicited foot rub

[–] madkarlsson@beehaw.org 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"I like horses". Proceeds and takes one of my horse with one of their horses. I take their horse with my pawn. "Don't fuck with my horsies" I get as a response.

Two-three turns later (this was 20 years ago, forgive me) I can check them by grabbing the same horse with a bishop.

"Why dont you like my horsies"? I get as a response

I proceeded to check mate two turns after that. It was a competition, I proceeded to the semifinals after this. I lost that semifinal due to a skillful check mate including a horse to lock it down. And the person from the previous game leaned over at the end turn saying " that is my backup horse"

I laughed my ass off and I'm not sure I could get of the check situation but fuck I lost my focus

[–] neptune@dmv.social 1 points 2 months ago

This is glorious and worth the shit post.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Sing ABBA at me mostly

[–] Bit125@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

il vaticano