The ability to stop pooping for three days.
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Each day you don't poop, you lay an egg that hatches into a random monster. The egg is indestructible.
You have to post about it online and keep the community updated on your progress, becoming the first widespread Lemmy meme
The ability to talk to animals
Your already can talk to animals. We all understand you.
But only about collecting stamps.
You can talk to animals, but it includes insects and birds... and you can't shut their conversion out for some peace and quiet
The ability to touch a book to instantly know its content.
Turns out, the books you touch are actually quite satisfied and content.
The title of the book appears somewhere on your skin, and if removed you will forget any knowledge from that book, whether you obtained it through reading or your power. The titles must be legible, and cannot overlap.
The ability to read, write, and speak every language
Perfect timing.
Except you feel the need to always respond to everyone else's conversations. Your timing is impeccable yet everyone comes to resent your witty remarks.