Johandea

That's a peahen, no? If you mean both sexes, peafowl is the term yo you're looking for.

That's a peahen, no? If you mean both sexes, peafowl is the term yo you're looking for.

That's a peahen, no?

Firstly: not a sub

Secondly: it's not a rule. People only think it is.

I can see that you're new to the Internet. Welcome!

In this state, you need a permit to shoot.

That's balance. Now the right half is just as fake as the proposed origin on the left.

Well, to be fair to evolution, surgeries weren't really on its list of considerations. With no surgeries to the neck/chest it won't be a problem at all. Most of us, including giraffes, have no problem with it and it works flawlessly. Is it a detour? Yes. But it works, and that's the only thing that matters in evolution.

Option 1: be ugly af but talk normal.

Option 2: be ugly af and talk like complete fool.

Tough choice...

Your already can talk to animals. We all understand you.

Same line break on my screen. Thanks, that's one more thing to blame.

Turns out I'm to drunk to read. Sorry, I misread the headline. Man, I hate english writing words separately...