How about 34 upvotes instead?... No? Reddit gold?
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Best I can do is a Wholesome Seal.
Best I can do is a hugs emoji that I got for free.
You mean the passive aggressive titty grab-emoji? 🤗
I will give you three 🥭🥭🥭
Are those at least Meyer lemons? If so, you are losing on the trade hehehe
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
What can I get for this?
Didn't they take those away?
Bro silver started out as a joke about handing out an award in thread as a jpg.
The fact that the turned it into whatever it became is kinda disgusting.
But if you want to buy it from me I'll sell it to you.
I don't know man, I never paid much attention to the gold/awards/other crap real or (apparently) otherwise.
Yeah sure. The whole concept stemmed off pretty much what I did here.
I mean its kind of wild to think back and realize that basically reddit was user supported and funded, and now its just a pure exploitation machine, but there it is.
I thought the actual 'awards' and guilding shit was pretty cringe.
Do you accept NFT's?
If you framed that ... you'd probably get a better deal than investing in Reddit
I hope this number plummets. It would just be fun, satisfying, and vindicating.
I do, too. Spez has failed upwards for long enough. The universe's RNG is overdue for rolling low on this POS.
He got paid. He just wants more paid.
I'll buy a hundred shares when in hits $4.20 and immediately put a limit order in for $69. Because that's exactly how it'll go.
You may have to sell earlier, could be it only tops at $13.37
We all hope this does poorly, but reddit has an ai training model goldmine it's sitting on, and investment opportunities for people who want in on ai are confusing.
It's really all that it has, but it's probably gonna do well for as long as they keep the ai bots off reddit, which poisons that well.
The shares are expected to begin trading on the New York Stock Exchange on March 21, 2024, under the ticker symbol “RDDT.” The offering is expected to close on March 25, 2024, subject to customary closing conditions.
I might have to watch some CNBC tomorrow could be good for some laughs. Hope it tanks
$34 ?????!!! 😄😂👌📉💥🔥
Someone have a banana for scale so I know how much that is?
Assuming a banana is $10, that's *650,000,000 bananas.
Edit: misread it as million. fixed.
You forgot 3 zeros, Lucille
Oh it said billion not million. 🤦♂️
Siri, how do i short reddit?
To close an app, swipe up from the bottom to the middle of the screen and hold until you see the App Switcher. Then, swipe up on the apps you want to close.
That’s genuinely what Siri told me lol
Can confirm, I got an offer letter. Originally they were saying the range would be $31 to $34, but it didn't surprise me it dropped at $34.