Nobody asked, but if anybody is curious: "dick" is the German word for "thick."
You may now resume your laughter.
this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2024
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Heh... German dick is thick π
note to self: visit Germany soon
Yes indeed. Upon seeing this thread I thought I need to add the information you added, but going from dick to thick does absolutely not improve the situation.
It includes some poultry parts ..... which means it may have dick and cock
I wonder if it was spelled with an eth βΓ°β in old English and medieval German?
Maybe. But in modern German, the 'th' sound makes a hard T, not a hard... Oh, nevermind.
Wonder no longer: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Germanic/%C3%BEekuz
So it was thorn
All along!
What was German thinking??
Die Bart! Die!
Don't buy this. According to the label, only the minimum legal standards for animal welfare were observed.
I think some people may see that as a plus. Anything to own die GrΓΌnen..
Haha, hippies. No match for the Family Friendly Jesuit Brownhat Fiscal Conservative Partei in the upcoming season!
Of course, they took their dicks
Not only that, but itβs more than 3 years past its expiry date
I mean, if you're concerned with their welfare you probably aren't buying their ground up corpses?
Yeah because everything in the world is binary and there can't ever be nuance.
I'm reducing my meat intake, but I do still eat meat every now and then. When I do, I tend to consider the impact on animal welfare and the environment. Eating meat from an animal that has lived relatively free and happy life is a lot better to me than one that has been locked inside for most of it's life.
It's good that you mindfully reduce meat intake and at least think about it, and I'm not trying to force you to do anything, but the logic here doesn't follow. You could equally say "everything in this world has nuance and can never be binary (so this can't be binary)".
Do you know the idea of a kind slavemaster? Namely: if someone told me they only buy products of slavery if they're made by slaves with kind masters, I'd be a bit baffled and I'd say "but it's still slavery isn't it?" There's basically nothing worse you can do for something's welfare than having it destroyed, no? Barring edge cases where you're putting something out of its misery (definitely not the case when making animals into hamburgers).
Meat intake reduction is my main target as well as the meanings of the labels have not as big an impact one would hope for, but at least it's not a complete scam. I have to make sure I eat a balanced diet anyway because otherwise I get intestinal problems, so it's best for me to eat vegetarian or vegan more often.
Nooo don't call me out on my virtue signaling!!11!! I loooove animals π₯°π₯°π₯° I also pay for them to be gassed and stabbed in the neck. Yum πππ
If the options are treating them shit before killing them or treating them better before killing, I think treating them better is still, well, better, even though the end result is that they're killed.
You forgot the option of not killing them and just eat something else.
No I didn't, I was specifically talking about between these two options to show how even here there's a difference between them.
YEAH I WANT MY BURGERS WITH MORE DICK
ES IST MEIN TEIL
ES WAR DEIN TEIL.
OH NEIN! DU HAST DEIN TEIL VERLOREN?
Was weiΓ ich
Sigh. Ramstein just doesn't hit the same after the scandal.
Hi.
Mom?
EXTRA MEATY OR JUST MEATY?
Hard is best
Damn gay liberals putting their dick in the German's meat to make them vote for statutory health insurance
Is this still available?
400g extra dick, nicht schlecht.... nicht schlecht
I prefer the normal amounts of dick
You are too humble for this world
DIESE BULETTE IST JETZT EIGENTUM DER BUNDESREPUBLIK DEUTSCHLAND.
Diese Bulette hat Haltungsform 1 und sollte nicht verkauft werden.