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[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 167 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is it marketing? I bet it’s marketing.

[–] Hoomod@lemmy.world 87 points 3 months ago

In other words, the branding is one of the main selling points

Basically

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 48 points 3 months ago

There is a How I Built This podcast that interviews the founder. He was in marketing/advertising as a creative his entire career before he started the company. Actually, he didn’t even have enough money to make the first batch, so he created a video and Facebook page that went viral and got him enough interest and actual orders to prove to investors that they should fund him.

[–] MudSkipperKisser@lemmy.world 119 points 3 months ago (17 children)

I just went to a festival that had only this brand for even regular still water, no water bottles with a cap. It was insanely irritating to not be able to just hang on to a bottle of water in my bag and pull it out whenever to take a sip, you have to just sit there and drink the whole water at once. Or toss it and spend another $6 to buy another can of water when you’re thirsty again. A small problem as problems go but frustrating at the time!

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 59 points 3 months ago (19 children)

I work as a bartender in a live music venue in the Netherlands.

We, just like most festivals, used to always remove the caps from the water bottles, citing safety concerns (people would drop the bottle when empty but put the cap on, which is a nasty tripping hazard).

So a company started to make bottlecaps that clip to your pants, and most water vendors used a single size opening, which made this feasible. People held on to their cap, and could pause drinking.

Then water companies started to attach the cap to the bottle, to prevent litter, and the government issuing a mandate requiring us to charge per plastic unit.

So now we leave the caps on, but as guests return about 95% of bottles and cups to the bar (buying a drink without having a cup adds a 1 eur plastic surcharge), the safety hazard is basically gone.

As a bartender, I'd very much prefer bottles of water to cans. It allows guests to drink at their leasure, they're easier to transport and can't cause as much harm as a can (either by throwing or when squeezing it).

They are slightly visually less appealing than a cool can though, I'll give them that.

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[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If you know you're going to a festival why not bring your own reusable bottle of water and use the cans to top it up?

[–] Beetschnapps@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago (7 children)

If you’re planning a festival with thousands of people why not provide life giving water without charging 6 dollars?

Or to put it in internet speak “why do anything when you can do something else?”

[–] doubletwist@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Not sure where you live, but around here (Southern US) the festivals are required to provide free drinking water to everyone.

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[–] rab@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Festivals I've been to don't allow your own containers

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[–] Lemonparty@lemm.ee 87 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Because the average person is stupid and will pay $4 for fucking water because it looks like an energy drink.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Or because it's the only water available at most concerts.

[–] scytale@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago (4 children)

This exactly. Unless you're willing to drink from a communal jug that you can't guarantee no one has opened or spiked it with anything. Don't get me wrong, I don't buy Liquid Death either. I just drink water before entering the venue. Also, this applies to smaller venues that only have a bar, not arenas that sell bottled water.

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[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I just want portable water not in a plastic container. Also they're like a buck fifty.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (5 children)

All aluminum cans have a plastic epoxy liner.

So enjoy.

[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yes and it's still infinitely recyclable, unlike plastic bottles. 70% of all aluminum ever produced is still in circulation thanks to how efficient aluminum recycling is, including epoxy lined cans.

So I will enjoy.

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[–] bill_buttlicker@lemmy.world 17 points 3 months ago

Reusable water bottle?

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[–] rab@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 months ago (13 children)

Liquid death is legit the best carbonated water though, the texture is more like beer rather than pop

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[–] JerrySmith@lemm.ee 76 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Having Live Nation as a prime investor kind of helps.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, I've only ever seen this brand when it was the only option to get water, in a place where I wasn't allowed to bring my own water ಠ_ಠ

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Wait where don’t they let you bring water? Is that even legal?

[–] neomachino@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

One concert I went to that didn't let you bring water in ended up getting shut down because the only water available was bathroom sink water or tap water in a plastic cup for $8. And they didn't let you bring your plastic cups into the bathroom to refill them.

Probably about a third of the people there had to leave from passing out/dehydration and a bunch left in ambulances. And this was a concert where probably 90% of the people there were on drugs, which in my eyes makes the whole water situation even more irresponsible.

So legal, yeah probably, but also entirely fucked.

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 54 points 3 months ago (6 children)

1: Take one of the basic necessities for life to exist

2: Put it in a can

3: Call it death while pointing out that it's neither solid, gas, nor plasma

4: ???

5: Profit

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 52 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I miss the times when this kind of bullshit only existed as parody

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[–] 4am@lemm.ee 50 points 3 months ago (6 children)

I really like their lime flavor but I don’t get them very often. Are people here mad that consumers like to buy something with fun marketing? Yeah it’s a sparkling water with a ridiculous name. Sorry for having fun.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

Where I am it's about twice the price of other sparkling water. Live your life however you love but that's the reason.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Are people here mad that consumers like to buy something with fun marketing?

Judging by some of the comments here and Lemmy in general. Yes.

Although I think a lot of that, has to do with its popularity more than anything else.

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[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 44 points 3 months ago (3 children)

TIL Liquid Death is water lol. I always assumed it was one of those coffee/energy drink hybrids from the name and price.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Glad Im not the only one who went "Wait, it's just fucking water?!"

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[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I like the idea of water in cans, this rivals one of own business ventures from a few years ago.

The issue I have with this is that this is clearly a profit based initiative, and I do not believe environmental benefits are really considered unless it adds to the profit.
Why do they not sell the cans at a reasonable price? Because it won't make them a billion dollars if they did this.

I just have my doubts that this has anything to do with doing any good for the planet, it's just expensive water that exists to fill pockets with money. Any benefit seems like a side effect.

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 24 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bottles like these while being metal still contain a very thin plastic layer. But still a step in the right direction

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[–] kinther@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (8 children)

Never bought it, never will. I don't understand people sometimes.

[–] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 60 points 3 months ago (9 children)

Well, it’s better than plastic bottles. If you’re at a concert or event, then it’s probably the sensible choice.

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[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago (13 children)

Apparently their market is recovering alcoholics that want to feel like they're holding a beer can when they're out with friends.

[–] kescusay@lemmy.world 43 points 3 months ago

That's... actually pretty cool. It tells me the water itself is actually not the product, it's the can design. They're essentially selling a way of overcoming the very real social anxiety alcoholics can go through when they give up booze, but don't want to give up the social lives they've built around drinking.

I was all ready to hate on this, but if it's actually legitimately helping people stay off alcohol while maintaining a social life, then I can't really fault it.

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[–] tyrant@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

I bought some on sale once because it was cheaper than normal bubble water. I laughed every time I drank one and my wife refused to be seen with them. "Darling, don't you need to murder your thirst?!" It was the best sale purchase I've made at the grocery store in recent memory.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

If I'm going to a party but not planning to drink, I'll always get some nonalcoholic drinks with me. If I can have a cool looking can or bottle, it's better. In general I get very much pleasure from uniquely designed drink containers

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (3 children)

As someone else said, recovering alcoholics, but also they market towards sustainability. Infinitely recyclable aluminum instead of single use bottles and all that. I'm still just gonna drink from the tap most of the time, but I'll pick one up on a road trip or if I'm going on a picnic or something

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's only a dollar here and I like that it comes in a can, not a plastic bottle simply because it gets colder faster and stays colder longer.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (12 children)

It’s only a dollar here

for... water.

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[–] Phoonzang@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (4 children)

That's not how thermodynamics work. It's either transferring heat more efficiently, or not. But always the same, in both directions.

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 21 points 3 months ago (4 children)

It tastes like transformer piss I hate it

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[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Well probably because of the flavored and carbonated ones

And people feel better about driving from a can than a plastic water bottle? I dunno

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[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago

Sex appeal in a name, so to speak. That's it. That's the answer.

[–] mrcleanup@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's just a brand guys, they make beer too. I actually really like the beer..

It's called liquid death as a beer company name that later branched or into water. They aren't calling the water specifically liquid death.

It's like asking why they call an ice cream flavor carnation, when it's clearly strawberry.

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