Giant Worm
- Pros: Produces mind-altering spice that will enable travel across the galaxy. You'll smell time and hear math.
- Cons: Everyone is going to be all up in your business forever because of that spice. Also you'll become a worm.
this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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Pro: his coming cleanses the world
Cons: your skin is not your own
Cons: It's really just the larval form and eventually you'll end up with shriekers and ass-blasters.
How many times do I have to say it people, jeez... you're only in danger of becoming a worm if you have sandtrout. Once past that stage, they cannot stick to your skin.
Can't ride your dog across the desert. Believe me, I've tried
Did said dog have a name?
This might effect things.
It's name was Horse.
With no name.
I mean you can, just not all the way.
But they can pull you across the Arctic.
And probably across the desert too if you got creative
Giant fucking worm
How is this a con?!
It's not.
SHAI-HULUUD!
Hope you're ready to spend thousands per month on food
You missed the 'highly self sufficient' part
Nah, it'll find food no problem. The legal liabilities are the real kicker.
The dog’s con is a pro to me. First it’s fun to train your dog. Second you can train them to do cool shit.
The worm’s con could also be a pro. The real con should be: will ruin your back yard.
Dogs also ruin your backyard. That Mfer has dug 30 or 40 holes 1ft deep 3ft across in the last 6 months alone.
That’s because you don’t do enough of the training part.
If you dug enough holes yourself your dog wouldn't need to
Now you’re thinking with portals.
That usually indicates they're not getting enough exercise or mental stimulation. They dig out of frustration and boredom.
They are over 40 meters long, so it'll ruin quite a bit more than your backyard.
Or it will ruin your entire backyard plus your neighbors.
Also dogs: fur everywhere
My cats could join this club
Fucking worm? Is this the Dune cup all over again?
Giant Worm...
Pros: The spice
Cons: lifelong addiction to the spice.
Also Pros - can be ridden at motorway speeds and can swallow your enemies
Worm Pros: psychoactive spice that allows you to see the future and control the universe with enormous wealth and power.
And the con reads like a pro too.
True. A giant worm could be very useful, especially when you have enormous wealth and power to train it.
I have never in my life seen as much pet hair in a house as in my sister's from her Great Pyrenees mix.