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[–] Betch@lemmy.world 56 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I'm ashamed to say I've never watched Star Trek but I intend to do so at some point. He was the captain in The Next Jeaneration, right?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You're on the internet. You're on Lemmy. And you never seen Star Trek?

Good Lord.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 20 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You thought we didn't get the reference, didn't you?

Acting.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oblivious, oblivious, oblivious, I GET THE JOKE, oblivious, oblivious...

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 points 7 months ago

Hmm…it's a different actor in a different scene, but the reference checks out.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

There's at least 7 of us

Actually, I lie, I watched the Borg episode where Picard was assimilated(?)

[–] R2DPru@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago
[–] Betch@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (4 children)

There's too much content! I have seen Babylon 5... wait that probably hurts my case..

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (7 children)

Honestly I can understand that. It's pretty overwhelming. Personally, if I were you, I would start with TNG and see how you like it. But... Give it two seasons. There's some gold in the first season but at the same time from absolutely horrible shit, including one of only two episodes that I can't rewatch when I burn through the series again.

But then it really takes off in season 2. Hell that one has measure of a man which is not only one of the best episodes of Star Trek it's one of the best episodes of anything I've ever seen.

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I was actually gonna start with TNG. I know I'm absolutely gonna be obsessing over it for the rest of my life once I do. It is 100% my kind of show I already know it.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

One of us one of us

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[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Is it even legal to be on Lemmy without watching Star Trek?

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I really don't know. Probably not? I know when I went to college I almost got kicked out for not having seen Star Wars. I was able to stay by bingewatching all 6 episodes and passing a quiz.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Jivy league schools are rough like that

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't know about legality, but it is most illogical.

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[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Betch@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Heyyy bud. Awaiting trial too, eh?

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Court of lemmy, here we come.

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

All rise. The jourt is now in session. The honorable Judge McBeans presiding.

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

YES!! We got McBeans! Thank Jod.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I thought the Captcha for account creation was DS9 trivia, huh.

[–] Hugohase@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago

It sure as fuck shouldn't be. Jetition is in the works!

[–] Exbando@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I should probably go into hiding, then

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If the jacket matches the pants, it's formal wear.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

For real?

Wears a T-shirt as pants

I'm fancy as fuck!

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Ah, the Canadian Eh-Line.

[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Jean-Luc Picard, of the Jeanterprise, NCC-1701D(enim)

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

NCC-1701J(eans)

[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Professor Xavier looking good! He and Wolverine must be going undercover in Canada.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 5 points 7 months ago

Son of a bitch, we've reached peak jeanpost.

[–] YeetPics@mander.xyz 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

This is CLEARLY Gene Luck Pickhard.

[–] DontRedditMyLemmy@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Biggest LOL of all TNG

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 months ago

Hello fellow kids

[–] al177@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Also Professor Charles Javier

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[–] ExpectedWall@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Eyck_of_denesle@lemmy.zip 2 points 7 months ago

This fit looks comfy af. I wish I could wear shi like this without getting name called .

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Oh it gets better: he's got a Knighhood (so, Sir Patric Stewart) and started as a Shakespearean actor, who are quite the pretentious clique within British Theatre.

I like to think that his time doing relaxed Sci-Fi for the masses in the US made him a more well rounded human being.

[–] DrSleepless@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It ain't much but it's honest work

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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago

Is that a Nazi flag he's trying to hide?

I'm kidding, I know who Picard is and I know who Patrick Stewart is ... I just saw that red and black and white thing and it's the first thing I thought of.

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