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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Abandoning my post in defense of Super Earth. I am sorry, Democracy.

[–] Deestan@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] xyguy@startrek.website 8 points 1 year ago

Failing to properly evacuate the city during a Tsunami because its easier just to clean up afterwards (Cities Skylines).

[–] just2look@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Using obscene amounts of violence to protect freedom and democracy across the galaxy.

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Murdering tens of thousands of natives in North America to build plantations to make money to build factories in England.

I think this is the kind of violence history books often frame as the "unfortunate side of progress", so I guess it's okay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Gambling fraud. I keep playing 5 of a kind Flush in Balanto and it keeps working!

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] Fluke@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

Dispensing Freedom.

[–] chetradley@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] HedonismB0t@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Unauthorized orbital rocket launches.

[–] Vytle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] frankenswine@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

i built a fortress for dwarves to brew and prosper inside

[–] FraidyBear@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I guess I'll be getting arrested for helping people build a village.

[–] vladmech@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Loving Managed Democracy too hard

[–] boweeb@programming.dev 8 points 1 year ago

PC: Politely asking for and engaging in street fights with random strangers.

Mobile: Baking cookies

Web: Making paperclips

[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I didn't get arrested, because I suffer from a knee injury and my adventures have ended

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Starting a cult and working people to death so that I have infinite money without having to do anything.

Edit: before you ask, no, it's not Rimworld or Cult of the Lamb

Edit 2: I wonder if anyone can guess the game

Edit 3 since it's been about 12hrs and no one guessed, it's The Sims.

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[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Idk...Being a good lawyer? I was just playing The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Crushing LEGO villains and collecting silver, gold, and purple studs.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] mihnt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Mass murdering animals.

Doing 95mp/h in a semi down the shoulder of a highway in Colorado.

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[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 7 points 1 year ago

Possession of psychite with intention to distribute

and like, at least 3 or 4 warcrimes, but whose counting

[–] fermuch@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Being an ex yakuza

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

climbing a mountain and curing my depression

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[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

mass killing of scribble spiders? idk

[–] pimeys@lemmy.nauk.io 6 points 1 year ago

Having eleven kings in one poker hand.

Being too homosexual.

FFXIV

[–] VinesNFluff@pawb.social 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shooting myself in the head with a very realistic looking toy gun-- repeatedly (?)

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Murdering zombies with plants.

One could say it's zombies vs. plants!

[–] MrPommeroy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

For apprehending or killing terrorists, and defusing their bombs in a hospital terror attack

[–] harmsy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

[–] ToxicWaste@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

For yelling too loud.

Statement of an observing police officer:

They say ToxicWaste murdered that Salesman... with his voice! Shouted him apart!

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[–] madeline@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

literally what is there to say about geometry dash, it's a fucking square

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[–] Questy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Assisting a vampire in plotting and then carrying out the murder of her father.

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[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

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[–] swag_money@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

definately animal abuse.
i put 25 cows into a 1m² pen.

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[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@iusearchlinux.fyi 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] june@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Forcing a dragon to fuck a bear?

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