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[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 59 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The gift message is written by whoever makes the order (the customer)

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 71 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Well, yeah, and he got a gift from someone who heard about his penis.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Can you explain the “wife finds out” bit?

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago

The wife of the recipient is the one holding the receipt

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Wife got it forst if it was a house delivery?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh. So famous for the cock, not like a personality.

[–] 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago

Exactly 😉.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 25 points 8 months ago

Time for delivering just the tip?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

ok this is spooky but I couldn't resist zooming in to try to read the "Gift Sender" name, it's not scribbled out effectively. I see the name. Do you see it too? Someone tell me what name they see because the name I see is spooking me... for reasons.

Edit: continuing to scroll on Lemmy and then I see this. The same name. Am spooked again.

[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 24 points 8 months ago (3 children)

You one of those folks who thinks numbers on signs and stuff are speaking to them?

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Wait you mean I can ignore those signs with numbers on them along the road?

[–] ruckblack@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

Yes, only the weak follow orders from signs

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago

You can do what you want, you just have to be rich enough to pay for the fines

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 1 points 8 months ago

Maybe it is . Have you ever thought of that ?

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm not seeing the same name. Similar in that they both start with Ange but that's about it.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 10 points 8 months ago (4 children)
[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago
[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

I guess, but the person in the other photo is Angela D. With M being their middle name.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Thank you Oh my gosh. That's what I see too.

I'm just kinda freaking out because that's literally my name.

[–] Master@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Did you hear about OPs cock?

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Well I think we all have by now.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Just a coincidence :) don't worry about it :) nothing to see here :)

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

It really is spooky. But it must be a coincidence because this is not something algorithms would throw at me. It's a picture of someone's doordash receipt with the name scribbled out. And it happens to be MY name! And then some obscure link to bored panda where I saw someone's name that's the same name as mine after scrolling down for several minutes 😳 Saw both of these things within 5 minutes of each other. This is way too weird.

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

Look after the e, the next letter has two lines and slight dip in the middle of them almost like another M.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 2 points 8 months ago

Angela wants a good time... :)

[–] NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

I see angel or Angela but that is it

[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Why is that thumb so small and why does it have a talon

[–] xpinchx@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thumb is folded across the palm and fake nails?

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

This is the way.

[–] TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 6 points 8 months ago

Ever seen a… woman?

[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago