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[–] onion@feddit.de 67 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

While making I came across this "concept"

Gotta respect the effort they put into this shitpost

[–] xlash123@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It absolutely terrifies me that someone thought of this concept

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That's a Dahir Insaat concept. They frequently come up with some absolutely insane ideas, like the bed that can be triggered to drop into a "safety box" during an earthquake.

They have videos up on YouTube. They're a blast.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

So instead of “the design is very human” it’s “the design is very capitalist”

[–] quinkin@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

"safety box". That just sounds like burial without waiting for death.

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 48 points 9 months ago

Meanwhile in the UK

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (5 children)

People in Chicago have been doing this since the 1970s.

Scene from The Blues Brothers where Jake and Elwood are being chased by two police cars through an indoor mall, all parties involved causing untold amounts of property damage.

[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fall me now!

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

You told the penguin you'd go see her when you got out

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hey look - disco pants and haircuts

[–] __init__@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago

This place has got everything!

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The new Oldsmobiles are in early this year

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Do you have a Miss Piggy?

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 points 9 months ago

Absolutely love that movie. Not only is it hilarious, but the car chase scenes are just epic

[–] nUbee@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

"This place has got everything!"

[–] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

QUICK, delete this before an executive with brainrot decides to pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a motorized supermarket.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They already have drive thru liquor stores. I haven't heard of a drive thru gun and ammo shop, but I'm sure Texas has them.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 19 points 9 months ago

I googled that and they do exist, and they are indeed in Texas

[–] Tugboater203@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] WeeSheep@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I agree. There should be Trump's face over an American flag painted on the side of that truck, and a pile of guns in the back. Otherwise you barely know it's 'mukkka

[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 5 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Well a truck like that is either uncommon or illegal in most parts of the world outside of USA

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

A truck like that would also be vandalized pretty quickly in many areas of the US.

[–] n0clue@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Illegal? I'm surprised I haven't seen an ad proclaiming that tbh.

[–] WeeSheep@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well yeah, most parts don't have that kinda freedom. Freedom for children to die in schools. Freedom to have a lethal standoff whenever you want. Such freedom.

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago

Solidarity strikes are banned though, you can't have all the freedom.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Nah, let's let that fat old fuck fall into obscurity

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] WeeSheep@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Without the smoke stack I'm used to seeing this looks almost restrained for an American truck

[–] uis@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Unless these jars are America-sized.

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 14 points 9 months ago

You'll never reach the top shelf ranch in a truck that short.

[–] Contramuffin@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago

This post: over-the-top satire of Americans

The comments: oh god no don't give them any ideas

Yeah that sounds about right for America

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, this idea is in the works

[–] SmoothIsFast@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (4 children)

In the works? It is well established.

[–] KrankyKong@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

I've seen a few of these drive up convenience stores pop up. They never seem to last.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That was the weirdest thing I learned while spending time in Ohio. Finding out that you could go to a place that looked like a car wash except it sold beer.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah and it's awesome

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah we got one of those in Cali.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Tobaccy ain't no beverage.

[–] jrbaconcheese@yall.theatl.social 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not enough Ranch or BBQ sauce

[–] jrbaconcheese@yall.theatl.social 5 points 9 months ago

…but otherwise accurate

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No guns? No stars and stripes paintjob? No opened cans of shitty Budweiser rip-off (extremely sarcastic quotes) "beer"? Dunno, seems fake

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Where’s muh bbq sauce and 24 pack of hot dogs

[–] Meowie_Gamer@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

As an American myself, I can confirm this is how we go to the store.

[–] AbsurdityAccelerator@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

That's actually a thing. https://brewthru.com/

[–] banichan@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is the truck small or are the shelves huge?

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 points 9 months ago

Americans going camping