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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 47 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Never pass up a chance to find true love. What's the worst that can happen?

[–] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Male pattern baldness, apparently

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Beats being kidnapped, thrown in a water well, starved, forced to listen to goodbye horses, and eventually skinned alive.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Man, 33 really hit a lot harder back then. Dude looks closer to 53.

[–] Llewellyn@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Because of the hideous haircut

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

And the balding. And the aging face.

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago

Why do you think he’s so insistent on proper use of lotions?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago

I'd date me. I'd date me so hard

[–] Hubi@feddit.de 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] can@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Reminds me of this (I'm aware it's referencing the same movie)

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[–] db2@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

stottlemeyer!

[–] RavenFellBlade@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 months ago

"Goodbye Horses" intensifies

[–] mariah@feddit.rocks 2 points 4 months ago

It puts the conditioner in its hair