SEX JOKE
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INEVITABLE META JOKE ABOUT THE INEVITABLE SEX JOKE
ANGRY SERIOUS COMMENT ABOUT HOW EVERYWHERE I GO IT’S JUST SEX JOKES
TIRED REFERENCE TO A WORN-OUT REDDIT MEME ABOUT CLUBS AND INCARCERATION
JOKE ABOUT NOT GETTING IT
COMMENT THAT DOESN’T UNDERSTAND IT IS A JOKE AND EXPLAINS.
WOOSH
Mildly what now?
Mildly sex-u-el
And then there is the moment you realize a real pussy doesn’t taste like coffee.
I need to speak with the wife, I have... ideas
FYI internal body temperature is 37℃ and coffee tastes best when at that temperature.
🤮
It's gross, but it's funny
TIL: Vulvas are shaped like zero-gravity drinking cups.
Rather the other way around. If it can keep a baby inside for nine months it can probably hold some coffee.
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I'm sure the 60ish comments are all going to be about how it looks like a vulva, and there won't even be a single comment that doesn't reference the fact that it looks like a vulva
Edit: exactly two top-level comments in this thread don't directly reference the fact that it looks like a vulva
Vulva.
And then you realize which side you're on.
You think this was posted with the intent of having a discussion about zero g fluid physics?
Somewhat ironic that you contribute to that metric with this very comment!
Sometimes you gotta get your shoes dirty when you're counting turds or something, I'm too tired to say something smart right now
Does it come in a softer material?
With a plush handle, maybe
finna buss
Don't put your dick in that
The whispering eye
Vajoina
Delores!
Mulva? 😬
Hey now.
Well, they have to be conservative about volume and weight when packing for space travel. So sometimes things have to serve multiple purposes.
Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”
Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”
c/dontputyourdickinthat
Speak for yourself.
Not recommended for tomato juice, fruit punch or red wine.
How I Met Your Mother guy: That's a vagina.