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Privacy.com is your friend. Free and makes ‘uncancellable’ subscriptions a thing of the past
I feel slightly better knowing that the Chinese suffer from Chinesium-based products as much as we do.
Are Xbox players paste-eaters or something?
Conversation in a future space Starbucks: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Yes sir…”
Conversation in my local Starbucks tomorrow: Me: “I’d like a triple grande, soy, no foam latte in a to-go vulva.” Barista: “Sir, I have a taser and pepper spray, if you leave now, I won’t call the cops.”
Spiderman: Applies for a home mortgage Spiderman: Home Town Buffet Spiderman: Home Shopping Network
When I see how some women were treated in the 50’s, I get the feeling the scariest thing to many men would be a woman they couldn’t command.
Smashing Pumpkins: Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
R.E.M. - Automatic for the people
Is it too much to ask for a Godzilla movie where he and king king go to a coffee shop and pretentiously sip stadium-sized espressos while animatedly discussing which philosophers would best perform a rail grind down the worlds longest handrail while whistling “Country Roads” by John Denver and juggling a piece of the original cross, the Loch Ness Monster’s kidney stone and a VHS tape containing the last remaining copy of a deleted scene from Mr. Roger’s Neighborhood where he laughs at a fart. 10/10 would watch.
Wait…there are people that clean their earbuds?
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