this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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[โ€“] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 29 points 9 months ago (4 children)

What kind of throat goat vacuum powered mouth monster would be able to suck cheese sauce through that straw? Lmao

[โ€“] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Nah she eats metal

[โ€“] ForestOrca@kbin.social 4 points 9 months ago

I looked at that and thought 'maybe with a boba straw'. smh

[โ€“] Kaboom@reddthat.com 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

You're about 20 years late on that joke.

[โ€“] Lord_ToRA@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

These new CapriSun flavors are lit

[โ€“] funkajunk@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] funkajunk@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Alright, you've won me over.

[โ€“] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

A true Mac and cheese connoisseur!

Ignore the powdered plebians.

[โ€“] cryptosporidium140@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm, mom never let me drink those

[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

She let me. As a reward. A reward for sexing her. I had sex with your mother.

Intercourse.

Well I suppose that'd do the trick if anything. I tried everything else but she was a real stubborn old hag