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In theory they're standardized. But in practice, no they're not.

Well if all of you can keep yourselves in check, it'll probably work out. Maybe.

It's not a great idea, but hey, it's for your son.

What makes you think we'll die out? Sure billions will die, but we're like cockroaches, there'll be some left

Is Stellar Blade any good?

If you can't pay a fair wage, you don't deserve to be in business.

Damn straight! Maybe they'll actually start paying a fair wage! And boo hoo to anyone who refuses to do their own lawncare. It is not hard.

If you want to stop it, block /u/safebot , /u/saferbot and /u/safestbot

Works pretty well.

What is that, Vue?

They're also fun, but I just like 45. It's a nice chunky round.

Underway? Joke? Definitely the Coast Guard then. That, or potentially the Navy, which would also make sense, but I'm going with the coast guard.

Without going into profile history, and assuming American, I'm guessing a land based service, either the Army or Marines. Seeing as the Marines had M16s longer than the Army did. I'm going with Marines.

That said, I have a hunch you might be European somehow. Maybe Germany from how you misspelled Mossberg? You'd have to be NATO, but I'm not super knowledgeable about the German services.