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[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 57 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You're only scratching the surface, it goes so much deeper than that

[–] Fermion@mander.xyz 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wouldn't you swap the cat and mouse toy positions? You manipulate the mouse toy to in turn manipulate your cat.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No my cat dominates that toy regardless of what I'm doing

[–] variants@possumpat.io 13 points 7 months ago

Cat should really be above you

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Bold of you to think that it is you that is manipulating your cat, instead of the other way around:-D.

[–] Fermion@mander.xyz 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

So would it go Media -> cat -> toy -> you?

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hrm, that is how I pictured it, but now that we are examining the situation more deeply, perhaps it might go Cat -> Media -> Toy -> You? :-P

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think we'll give you some credit and move toy to the bottom

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

Oh, whoops - but I'm not going to edit that, just leave that little gem in there to find, when aliens discover the earth millennia from now and ask themselves "what were ancient humans like, on this in-ter-net thingie?":-P.

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I hate how the libruhl media keeps trying to brainwash my cat >:(

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Media -> cat -> you -> that one pesky bird -> comrade worm

[–] Armaell@kbin.social 35 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So if I understand what is shown correctly. I am still manipulating someone else.

So not everything is lost

[–] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 7 months ago

That'd be your subby big tiddy goth girlfriend

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

There is an entire subsection of the population that eats Long John Silvers. They walk among us. You never know who they are. Your cashier at the grocery store? Could have eaten LJS that very day. Your doctor? Your own wife? They could be Long John Silvers patrons without you ever being any the wiser.

We need to START calling out these people and STOP supporting Long John Silvers.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 13 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

are you suggesting a list. that we track these 'people'?

e. the no fry list

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes. We should make them wear an article of clothing so everyone knows who they are. Like a band on their arm or something. And the good people who haven't supported Long John Silvers in their life get some rewards for being so pure.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 6 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

...but then who owns Red Lobster!?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I should've known...

[–] PatMustard@feddit.uk 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Long John Silver the pirate?

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)
[–] PatMustard@feddit.uk 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Not internationally known, it would seem. If you order chicken legs do they just give you one?

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 2 points 7 months ago

It is not well-known even in the USA, e.g. I'm sure I heard it before but it was so uninteresting that I yeeted it right out of my mind:-).

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

The perfect cover...

[–] misterundercoat@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I'm not internationally known, but I'm known to rock the microphone.