EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe's media platform. If he wants it to be called something else, fix up all them URLs and sell the twitter URL to someone else champ

[–] grue@lemmy.world 44 points 9 months ago

EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe’s media platform.

I LOL'd

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 25 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I like reading xeet as "shit", makes it much more realistic

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm fond of 'xcrete' instead of 'tweet' or 'xeet'

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[–] onion@feddit.de 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I'm going to the xitter

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 7 points 9 months ago

It's what I've been calling the site ever since he took over.

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

yeah all the cutesy jokes come off more annoying than just steadfastly calling it twitter like a normal person

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It is perfectly fine for women to microblog about sex and desires.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're missing at least one asterisk: There should be some consideration for her partner's privacy.

I don't think I'm the only man that has observed more than one partner behaving as if she'd rather have bad sex then gossip about it than tell me what she likes and then have good sex. Just...not react at all to questions like "what do you like? Does that feel good? What do you want to do tonight?" She'll address the United Nations with an ordered list of her recent sexual disappointments, but she won't say "do me like this" to her partner's face.

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[–] xantoxis@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Men should get consent before doing weird shit to vaginas. You shouldn't be required to give an inventory like "37. Please do not shit between two pieces of bread and eat the shit sandwich during intercourse, I don't like that. 38. "

Tweets like this are mostly for fun, but if they are prompted by actual events, then I am sure they were prompted by someone trying it without asking first.

[–] alehc@slrpnk.net 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You mean Xcrement about it?

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 12 points 9 months ago

Thanks the noun. The verb is Xcrete.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago

Or just...both

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 107 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The two genders

[–] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 116 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For basically anything sexual and even vaguely kinky, there are two types of women. Those who do not believe any woman could possibly enjoy it, and those who can’t get off without it. The important thing is to ask first.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I've read that when women are into BDSM stuff, they're way more into it than men.

[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 99 points 9 months ago

Honestly, any generalisations like that are nonsense. There are men that are super vanilla, men that are a bit kinky and men that are insanely kinky as well. The exact same applies to women (and enbies).

[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Even then it’s a spectrum. Some women like it rough and others want to be turned into a garden roller https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/jy9el4/girl_roller/

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lol I realize that's in /r/WTF but seriously what the fuck?

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[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 74 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (8 children)

There usually is not that much room in a vagina to slap, slapping the labia or vulva in general is possible.

Edit: Potato salad rulz

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 99 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Why can't we just use vagina to describe all that in casual conversation? It's not like there is a better word. Everyone knows what you mean when you say it.

"He punched me in the dick." Could mean just about anywhere on the dick, I'm not going to say someone punched me on the glans or the shaft or whatever.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What’s wrong with vulva?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world 46 points 9 months ago (5 children)

If I slap a woman that way I would be hitting a variety of parts of her body. When you say vagina everyone knows what you mean, it is already part of the common lexicon to use the word in this manner, most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy. So, unless I need to give a small biology lesson when doing something slightly kinky to, or about, a sex organ, I am just gonna say vagina, or some other euphemism. Box, vag, pussy, etc.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

most people are simply annoyed by this type of pedancy

*pedantry

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is sublime.

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[–] Nesola@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

So many words and still it’s just plain ignorant if not stupid.

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[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Eh. As someone who knows the vagina as the canal part, I'd expect that slapping it is a bit on the kinky side and involves toys.

Slapping the vulva is a more common thing and doesn't require toys (unless you really need the rider's crop sting).

In a general sense yes when a woman refers to her vag it can be slang for the whole kit and kaboodle. But then getting technical can be confusing. Mind you, I freak out when my recipe books have conflicts between their written instructions and illustrations. So it may just be me.

Pussy wasn't great as a colloquialism even before Trump ruined it. Though now I think of feminist punk rock and art like Pussy Riot and Hole.

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 14 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I must ask, nay demand, that from now on when referring to my testicles, they are referred to individually and as distinct entities to each other and the scrotum.

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[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There is a word for that, it's pussy. Vagina doesn't really work to describe the whole system.

[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I'm fine with the word and thrilled with the thing itself, but a lot of people consider "pussy" a cuss or swear in the same manner that "dick" is. Is there a less provocative word you think covers all the bases?

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Cooter

[–] JungleJim@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Ha! My dad called my mom his little cooter (Pseudemys genus) once while they were visiting a turtle pond. It wasn't endearing how he'd hoped, and was a long ride home.

I'm sold, cooter it is.

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[–] Droechai@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You just flick the clit like you are flicking a bug from your arm.

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[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

i love that everyone is taking this so serious people start fighting about it

also, i do not like potato, salad or rules.

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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You just haven't met the right woman yet.

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[–] N0body@sh.itjust.works 68 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Inside your vagina are two wolves...

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 9 months ago (3 children)

NSFW

[explicit vore]

Like that?

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

thanks for the heads up I guess

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[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Thanks for the spoiler tag, I just wish my mobile app could understand it.

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[–] franklin@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Yes please

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social 67 points 9 months ago

Different people liking different things?

Nah, I don't buy it.

[–] Daxtron2@startrek.website 67 points 9 months ago

Almost like consent and communication are the most important parts of intimacy.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 26 points 9 months ago

The duality of woman

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 13 points 9 months ago

Smack her right in the pussy?

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