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Burgers, drinks, salsa music, bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.
Best party ever!
BDSMx2 Parties are great
Bondage burgers, dominant drinks, and sadistic salsa masochistic music. Sounds fun!
I've definitely tried the latter two, but I'm not so sure about the first ones 😂
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Just needs an edit with more believable names. Nobody's called their baby girl Agnes for probably 500 years unless she was born as an elderly woman.
Agnieszka is not that uncommon a name, and it could be shortened to Agnes.
Um Agnes is short for Agnintendo Entertainment System.
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I know a couple named Bob and Agnes. They're in their mid 60s iirc.
I bet they did bdsm
*do
lol what? It's a fairly common name in all the Nordic countries at the very least, and fairly sure in Britain as well. The post is obviously American, but that name is not an uncommon one.
Anecdotally I know of at least three, two adults and one just starting school.
I'd suggest that a couple replies here took my response too literally but don't want to have to come back and explain that I'm not accusing anybody of stealing.
Name your daughter Agnes, get some BDSM revenge. Seems legit.
Too be fair, I really like the name - you just gotta french it up! (Agnès; ɑɲˈɛs)
But I guess Bravely Default was not as popular as I'd like and I've never heard the french version elsewhere.
And the fact they took the time to fix the autocorrect not capitalizing the words spelled out for BDSM. If you are angry it's not happening.
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I mean if a grown man doesn't know what that term means it's certainly not his child's fault. like fuck.
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Mom, just can't wait to thank you later for the great time your parents had with their friends
"We are NOT done talking about this."
Good, I hope not! 🤣
I always want this to be genuine every time I see it. Sounds plausible enough.
That would be absolutely hilarious to tell people that they should put pineapples upside down in their shopping cart so they don't roll around.
Whut?
Só thats the code?
Supposedly, I heard it off-hand somewhere, don't even remember where to be honest.
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Fuckin worth it.
And I thought it meant Bible Discussion and Studies Meeting
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