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[–] M137@lemm.ee 18 points 9 months ago

Nah, that's the Chupacabra, the mythical Goat sucker.

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well then show us a carbonara 😏

[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

is that a new guinea pig, paupa?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Don't know if you're unaware or not, but this is a capybara. They're the largest living rodents and chill as fuck ❤️

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (5 children)

It's a carbonara. Read the meme, friend.

[–] Nightwind@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

It's actually a Caipirinha. I think I remember drinking a freshly juiced one at a bar once.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Chupacabra. Carbonara is a Spanish cryptid.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Pretty sure chupacabra is that horse shaped indian one

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Crocotta. Not to be confused with the deep-fried, breaded roll of mashed potato.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ok om very sure the Crocotta is an Australian spider cryptid

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Don't you mean Kumonga? Not to be confused with ...uh... dang, I'm running out of cryptids.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

dang, I'm running out of cryptids.

Happens to me near the end of every month. I really need to budget them better.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Crypto. Cryptids are those one-eyed giants from Greek mythology.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You're thinking of Sisqo. Cryptids are small sap-sucking insects.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those are Aphids. You're thinking of the medical word for chronic indifference.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

You're thinking of apathy. Cryptids are Dungeons & Dragons aberrations with psionic powers that hail from the Astral plane.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those are illithids, the Mind Flayers. You're thinking of Adam's first wife.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

That's Lilith. You're thinking of unlawful conduct or contraband.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's "illegal". You're thinking of handwriting that's not clear enough to be read.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's illegible. You're thinking of a bachelor that people want to marry.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's eligible. What you mean is when something is safe to eat.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's edible. You're looking for the businessman and sometimes inventor who killed an elephant to slander Nikola Tesla.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's Edison (RIP Topsy). You're thinking of the guy that always followed Sherlock Holmes around.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's Dr Watson. You're thinking of the combat-style boots popular in punk culture

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Those are Doc Martens. You're thinking of the common name for polecats.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a marmot and keeping wildlife, um... an amphibious rodent, for... um, ya know domestic... within the city... that ain't legal either...

You're thinking of a place where wares are hawked and exchanged for currency or other wares by merchants.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a market. You're thinking of the common name of Dolichotinae, which also happen to be rodents of unusual size ... albeit not (semi)-aquatic.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a (Kate or Rooney) Mara. You're thinking of a long running distance.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's a Marathon. You're thinking of the substitute for butter.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's margarine. You're thinking of the mouthwash.

[–] justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's Listerine. You're thinking of a public building full of books.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (19 children)

That's a library. You're thinking of the singer who told Johnny to b good.

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[–] YoorWeb@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
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[–] dipshit@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Not aware. It’s in the username. Would hit a blunt with for sure.

[–] Cheesus@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Not a shit post but I did eat one when I was in Colombia. It was actually very tasty.

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