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did not specify where on the 356ft space station the 1in-wide red dwarf tomato was located, or in what condition.
boo
It's in someone's butthole
H.Y.C.Y.BH?
When I see the mission commander looking perplexed...
I don't say it yet.
And when I hear him say "I wonder where that tomato is," I still don't say it. (I still don't say it.)
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This was briefly mentioned during the 25th anniversary stream -- they apologized to an astronaut for accusing them of eating a tomato.
I bet he did eat the tomato, and just asked the next crew to smuggle a rotten tomato up there.
Not the onion - but the tomato badumtiss
Butt the tomato? Ew.
Funny headline, but if a piece of stray graphite could kill everyone on board I'd be wanting to find a whole ass tomato.
Graphite conducts electricity I think, but a tomato won't get somewhere where it can do that easily.
I bet it smells great in there
I thought it said tornado.
What movie is this from?
It's John Carpenters cult classic sci-fi parody "Dark Star" from 1974. Pretty weird overall but at times hillarious. Not sure if I'd recommend to watch it. If you'll be able to find it that is.