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Lost in space no more: missing tomato found in space station after eight months (www.theguardian.com)

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[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Funny headline, but if a piece of stray graphite could kill everyone on board I'd be wanting to find a whole ass tomato.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

Graphite conducts electricity I think, but a tomato won't get somewhere where it can do that easily.