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[–] Nougat@kbin.social 14 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

When I see the mission commander looking perplexed...
I don't say it yet.

[–] Nougat@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

And when I hear him say "I wonder where that tomato is," I still don't say it. (I still don't say it.)

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)