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[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 40 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

jack of all trades

master to none

often times better

than master to one

[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

All of my bosses that make 5x my salary are masters of one. They are so extremely good at what they do but absolutely nothing else, to a crazy extent. I feel like I'm good at a lot of things but it's not as lucrative to be this way :/

[–] 11181514@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You have multiple bosses that make 5 times your salary? The fuck do you do for work?

[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 13 points 9 months ago

Plutonium refiner

[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lmao it's more just that I don't make very much at all so it's easier for them to make that many times more than my salary. I'm in biotech

[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

As an example I had to show my boss recently to use Windex because they were getting ready to use dishwasher detergent to clean a glass window. It's great.

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why did you correct them? With that much of a wage gap, you should have popped popcorn to share with the other wage slaves while you watched him try to figure out how to fix what he just did.

[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I didn't want to have to fix it haha

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Unless it is something you had fixed before or proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that you knew how to fix, you are a biotech engineer. Last time I checked Dawn wasn't a biological entity and the tech angle is suspect at best.

[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lmao that's great I should do this. Feign ignorance of absolutely everything aside from my bench work

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

It is what you were hired to do, isn't it?

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Yeah see someone who makes decisions like that definitely isn't making good enough decisions at their job to be getting paid 5x more than you.

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

i think that the slight linguistic change from "master of none" -> genitive case turned into the "master to none" which dithers over to the accusative and dative cases is more active and hence a change to a proverb but on purpose to illustrate something greater about seeking rather than attaining.

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I think I love you in a purely plutonic way. That was a spectacular expounding on the linguistic relevance and morphology of the statement as it borders on the philosophical underpinnings. Thank you for that.

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Me: "It's called ADHD, bitch!" Then I blast off in my rocket ship that was built from about 15 different hyper-fixations but somehow still flies like the badass with superpowers that I am.

Also... I can't remember what we were talking about, but I suddenly realized that I have like 4 books I bought off Humble Bundle like 5 years ago about orbital mechanics and aerospace design that I have the sudden and unforgiving urge to read.

[–] Adalast@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Haha, I wish. That said, I have been studying AI design a lot recently and have like 10 ideas to try.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 9 months ago
[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago
[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel that way about diet trends 😇

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 points 9 months ago

I often do 2 diets at the same time. One alone just doesn't make me feel full

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 7 points 9 months ago

The master have fail more times than the novice have tried.

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I fear not the man who has failed at 1000 things. I fear the man who has failed at one thing 1000 times.

  • Bruce Wee
[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

Me after failing at life 1000 times:

[–] Newguy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Didn't he rival the school of Wimp Lo?

[–] ironsoap@lemmy.one 7 points 9 months ago
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Know a little about a lot.

Thanks add and fickle interests

[–] TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago

Ouch! Critical hit.

[–] DroneRights@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

This is the plot of a kung fu movie