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[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 70 points 9 months ago (6 children)

No closing semicolon, anyone got any extras to throw on this thing?

[–] epyon22@sh.itjust.works 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

; found this in the back for you should still work though

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 7 points 9 months ago

Can confirm.

[–] Moops@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

At the very least I'd try to clean up that fuzzy condition on behavior to anticipate any bad or inconsistent data entry.

WHERE UPPER(TRIM(behavior)) = 'NICE'

Depending on the possible values in behavior, adding a wildcard or two might be useful but would need to know more about that field to be certain. Personally I'd rather see if there was a methodology using code values or existing indicators instead of a string, but that's often just wishful thinking.

Edit: Also, why dafuq we doing a select all? What is this, intro to compsci? List out the values you need, ya heathen ;)

(This is my favorite Xmas meme lol)

[–] mp04610@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

behavior is an ENUM.

[–] moroni@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

That’s a table scan, right there. Naughty.

[–] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Need to normalize the database. I would add a join to a BehaviorTypes table.

Edit: or, if the only options are naughty or nice, make it a boolean.

[–] krotti@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Honest question, which ones wouldn't it work with? Most add a semicolon to the end automatically or have libraries and interfaces saved me a million times?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Other reply s accurate but it's always a good practice to include the semicolon else you can get

"Bobby tables'ed" look that xkcd comic up

[–] docAvid@midwest.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not sure how including a final semicolon can protect against an injection attack. In fact, the "Bobby Tables" attack specifically adds in a semicolon, to be able to start a new command. If inputs are sanitized, or much better, passed as parameters rather than string concatenated, you should be fine - nothing can be injected, regardless of the semicolon. If you concatenate untrusted strings straight into your query, an injection can be crafted to take advantage, with or without a semicolon.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Yep it would only work if you didn't sanitize a user input string in this case 'nice'

They could write ''; drop table blah;

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[–] takeda@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You need semicolons if it is a script with multiple commands to separate them. It is not needed for a single statement, like you would use in most language libraries.

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 2 points 9 months ago

Can we get a SIMILARITY?

[–] Truck_kun@beehaw.org 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That SELECT and WHERE are all caps, but from is not is bugging me.

I don't care if you choose to uppercase keywords or lowercase, but consistency please.

Also, great, love it.

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

it also implies that naughty or nice is an either or thing and not a weighted thing from an incidents table. the good place lied to us.

[–] ursakhiin@beehaw.org 4 points 9 months ago

It could be a materialized view that is generated off of a weighting where you are nice until you have a certain number of incidents.

[–] guy@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (12 children)

Guess that settles the debate, we got to pronounce it "sequel" then to optimally match syllables

[–] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 24 points 9 months ago

Uuugghhh noooo! Ess Kyoo Ell!! ESS KYOO ELL!!! brandishes flaming pitchfork!

[–] db2@sopuli.xyz 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Squirrel works too though.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The Australian pronunciation works… “squi-rell”. Common American one is somehow just one syllable, “Skwurl”

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[–] Doug@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yes but he serves a different community

[–] jadero@programming.dev 3 points 9 months ago

!squirrels@lemmy.ca

[–] pythonoob@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

Sequel to what?

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[–] aspitzer@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

wait until it hits little bobby tables...

https://xkcd.com/327/

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 9 months ago

dammit bobby tables is on the naughty list again

[–] ApexHunter@lemmy.ml 25 points 9 months ago

I can't be the only one disappointed by the lack of an order by clause after being told the list was being sorted (twice!)...

[–] Akrenion@programming.dev 15 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Can anyone recommend a cheap receipt printer that takes pictures from a pc or phone? I want to print mtg tokens on the fly.

[–] jasondj@ttrpg.network 2 points 9 months ago

Gameboy Pocket. Gameboy Camera. Gameboy Printer.

Both the perfect balance of “nostalgia” and “ridiculous”.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

He sees you when you’re bashing

He’s hacked your VPN

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He knows you're not in the sudoers file

So he'll report your ass again

[–] Masimatutu@mander.xyz 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago

I'll be damned if that's not the most relevant xkcd that I've ever seen.

[–] neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 9 months ago

I was reading that to the tune of the chorus of The Distance by Cake. It worked until the last line.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The beginning maps perfectly to "The Distance" by Cake and I was singing along to that tune as I read.

[–] docAvid@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago

Cut to Mrs Claus baking a spice cake:

She's all alone, all alone, in her time of spice

[–] SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Love it keep em coming

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

I started this in my head sounding like the singer from Cake.

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