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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

I had surgery what required catheterization a few times. Last time, the catheter bubble failed to deflate properly. It was... Unpleasant. Got stuck. Thanks for the nostalgia!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Hey I'm a woman but isn't that a really tiny hole and how/why are people shoving things up there?!

[–] Suspicious@lemmy.wtf 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry! You don't need a penis to shove things up that hole! :D It's an equal opportunity sport!

[–] isthingoneventhis@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Sounding off got a whole new meaning!

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Google sounding porn and find out!

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I've been aware of the phenomenon for years. And no I have no desire to look at pictures of such things. I just don't get it. Why? And again all I ask and all I want to know is that's a very small exit-only hole, why/how do people put things up there?

[–] littlewonder@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Why does anyone do anything?

I'm not into it but it seems pretty inevitable given its proximity to nerve endings and such. Who cares what people do to their own selves? I imagine most would be using lube and only sizing up after they feel confident with their current diameter.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

How: with lubricant and patience.

Why: because it supposedly feels good.

I personally haven't tried sounding but I do have a 0g Prince Albert, so I always have a reasonably thick piece of metal in there at the tip and it's not a big deal.

[–] tacosplease@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

As a man. Yes. And I have no fucking clue.

[–] spacesweedkid27@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It's more stable in the average body of someone with XY chromosomes, also it is a bit thicker.

It does't not hurt that much, but it is still very unplesant.

[–] TrenchcoatFullofBats@belfry.rip 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's not a very efficient way to clean a hammer

[–] TseseJuer@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

no but it cleans The Hammer pretty well.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No chance in hell I am clicking that no way no way noway

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

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[–] Bonehead@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago

Well that's no way to find success...

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