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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 100 points 10 months ago
[–] linuxgator@lemmy.world 85 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

[–] tacotroubles@lemmy.world 63 points 10 months ago

Hopefully the "other fish in the sea" i keep hearing about

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 49 points 10 months ago
[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 45 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yup, chocolate one. Might even get some hotdog flavoured water too.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 23 points 10 months ago

Grindr Fish.

[–] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't know the name, but it tastes like ass.

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I did, as dry sausage. It's excellent

[–] Asudox@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

good enough

[–] StinkyDave@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

Brown trout

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This unique construction is designed to catch the fish from the tail end rather than hooking in the mouth.

[–] gorwin@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

*Fishposting

[–] biestander@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago
[–] majestic@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago

Femboy fish

[–] PahdyGnome@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago

Anal ~~fissures~~ fishes

[–] zwaetschgeraeuber@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] first_must_burn@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

My answer too

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

You catch all the bAss.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Adventurous housewifeicus

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

The best fish.

[–] Muhr@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Kanye ... Was the first thing I thought

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago
[–] Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 months ago

You could catch a shark... And the girl cuddling it, with this... Hook.

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago

In Germany we catch an Aal

[–] Resol@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Human shaped fish

I think they're called mermaids or something, idfk.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[–] kn33@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I know it's not, but kinda looks like a shower curtain hook

[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago
[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

it goes in somebody's bumhole

[–] OfficerBribe@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
[–] leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl 4 points 10 months ago

... an oarfish?

[–] FlickOfTheBean@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Mermen, aka Taxfish

[–] pudcollar@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago

y'all not ya'll

[–] mydude@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Skitt-fiske

[–] Lifebandit666@feddit.uk 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A shit-fish Randy Bobandy

[–] Toes@ani.social 3 points 10 months ago

That's way too small

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Serious question: what's the loop on the right for? No way anyone's fitting their balls through that.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

It's so you can tie it around the back with a rope. Either tying the hands together or something else so that when you tug it goes deeper.