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[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 149 points 11 months ago (2 children)

“ Burkhardt's appearance was promoted by SkyTree Book Fairs, a newly formed organization marketing itself as "an alternative to the sexually explicit content distributed in Scholastic's book fairs."”

Hmmm, so this was a marketing ploy?

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 113 points 11 months ago (2 children)

She's literally their marketing officer

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 40 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why would anyone listen to this degenerate porn-addled lady.

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 10 points 11 months ago

To be fair, "Degenerate Porn-Addled Lady" is probably really cool.

This woman, however, is not DPAL and wants to ban books, because she likes the completely unrelated thing: porn. If that's all it takes, I like pizza, so we should ban the Bible.

[–] Sweetpeaches69@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Sadly, they did:

Burkhardt's gambit has already had an impact. The Conroe school board, after listening to her story, voted to restrict access to Drama, the Scholastic book featuring a kiss, from all students in the 8th grade and below. One of the school board members, Melissa Dungan, suggested replacing Scholastic with SkyTree Book Fairs. "All glory to God," Burkhardt posted in response to the news.

I hope Scholastic sues them into oblivion.

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What an embarrassing thing to put on the resumé

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[–] Redhotkurt@kbin.social 79 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, a marketing ploy by a fascist organization:

While SkyTree Book Fairs presents itself as an independent non-profit organization, it appears to be a hastily assembled offshoot of Brave Books, which publishes children's books by right-wing pundits and pseudo-celebrities.

Fuckin gross.

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

And there it is, ayup. These people are doing quite the full court press to drag us back into the 50s.

(1950s? Or 1850s. You decide)

[–] vagrantprodigy@lemmy.whynotdrs.org 6 points 11 months ago

Scholastic should sue the living shit out of all of them.

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[–] the_q@lemmy.world 98 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Wait till she actually reads the Bible. She's gonna be sooooo horny after that I tell ya.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 42 points 11 months ago (2 children)

If a simple kiss gives her a porn addiction what does she think of what Lot's daughters did? Worse than a damn Folgers commercial

[–] the_q@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ezekiel 23:20 is gonna blow her mind.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Whoa, whoa, TIL the Catholics have translated that verse to say their THRUSTS were like stallions', but every translation I grew up with clearly specified that their emissions/their ejaculate was like horses'. What gives? Which is it!?

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

There is enough magic in the world for it to be both. Let me have this?

Please?

[–] the_q@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's penises and semen all the way down.

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago
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[–] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Check out Song of Solomon, it's literally straight-up smut.

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 50 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Of course it's a plant by a right-wing org.

Scholastic fairs were amazing when I was in school. Good to see that they are still in operation.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Everybody I knew got that "How to Draw Robots" book.

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 9 points 11 months ago

And now, of course, we're all addicted to robot porn.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (5 children)

So she's not even objecting to LGBT+ content specifically? She's against all kissing in books? So no Snow White? No Frog Prince?

[–] dantheclamman@lemmy.world 39 points 11 months ago

Y'all Qaeda

[–] Ace0fBlades@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's likely just a nothing excuse to ban the scholastic book fair and replace it with the "faith based children's" books company mentioned in the article.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And I bet there's kisses in those books too.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Only between consenting senators and their comely young(too young) constitutes.

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No bible, even, but we all know that consistency is never a problem for these dopes.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

When queer people said that they’d be coming for y’all’s romantic expression next we really didn’t expect it to be so dang quick

[–] TechyDad@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

What about holding hands? Does that lead to porn addictions also?

Oh, and the Frog Prince involved kissing a frog. Some frogs produce hallucinogenic substances so kissing them can get you high. Therefore, reading that book leads to drug addictions! It's a two-fer!

[–] Telorand@reddthat.com 38 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Reminder that "porn addiction" is not a thing. Sexual addiction is, porn addiction was invented by conservative/religious weirdos who think masturbation is "sinful." Religions are especially glib about calling things "porn and addiction" without justification. They want you to think you're sick, so they can provide you the "cure."

Just because you enjoy looking at porn and/or masturbating regularly doesn't mean you have a sexual addiction. If you have trouble maintaining employment or relationships because of your habits, you might, and you should talk it over with a secular licensed psychologist to make that determination and decide the best way to address it.

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 33 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

So apparently this woman works for a competing (fringe right wing) book publisher. In which case Scholastic might have grounds to sue.

[–] SwampYankee@mander.xyz 32 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The Conroe school board, after listening to her story, voted to restrict access to Drama, the Scholastic book featuring a kiss, from all students in the 8th grade and below.

Bruh, in 8th grade the girl sitting next to me in science class told me she liked the smell of my pubescent BO and offered to blow me under the lab bench. Also in sex ed I had a very clear view of some girl giving her boyfriend a foot job under the table. Also 9/11 happened that year. I'll give you three guesses which one was the most traumatic.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

she liked the smell of my pubescent BO and offered to blow me under the lab bench. Also in sex ed I had a very clear view of some girl giving her boyfriend a foot job under the table

that's not sexualizing kids, though. it's only sexualizing kids if it's queer.

[–] SwampYankee@mander.xyz 9 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Don't worry, everyone got called a fag at least once a week. I'm sure none of us ended up gay. Also there was one black kid and he got arrested for weed.

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago

oh it's not been so long that I've forgotten that being a cis boy in school consists 99% of shouting about how everyone except you is gay. "the lady doth protest a lot and is therefore probably telling the truth" and all

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[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 9 points 11 months ago

Damn, I went to the wrong school.

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It's a slippery slope from learning that love and romance exists to porn addiction and blowing homeless dudes in an alley. This is why we must never teach children that affection exists. Only hate.

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[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 17 points 11 months ago

Surprisingly, that book was not one of the Captain Underpants series

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

Way to admit your mind is as strong as wet paper.

[–] ptz@dubvee.org 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

One time I read a book with the word "the" in it. Man, the dark places that took me. (/s if not obvious).

Where on earth do the book-banning nutjobs find these other nutjobs?

[–] Boddhisatva@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Wherever home-schoolers congregate, I imagine.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 11 months ago
[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Lmao. For me, I just have a love for those anatomical books that peal back a layer, everytime you turn the page.

[–] paysrenttobirds@sh.itjust.works 7 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Debilitating addictions are an illness. Should we kill all of the bees because some people are severely allergic? I can understand the mysterious woman feeling that way, but the sane response is treatment of the few susceptible, not prohibition for all the rest.

[–] be_excellent_to_each_other@kbin.social 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

She's the marketing officer for a right-wing competitor to Scholastic. I am doubtful she has a porn addiction in the first place, and I'm 100% sure it wasn't "sparked" by Scholastic books for kids. And if it was, I submit her problem is different than she thinks it is.

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Bees, casinos, the sun, peanuts, bullets, humans, etc.

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