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[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 83 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I live in a small town, this basically happens whenever I go to a social event.

[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml 70 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"H...hey, what is this empty place, is this supposed to be solitary imprisonment? I didn't do anything wrong, I don't even get out of my room."

[–] punkwalrus@lemmy.world 64 points 9 months ago (7 children)

My first wife is suddenly alive and meets my second wife. Awkward.

What might be worse is if someone was there that you didn't know that you had sex with. Like some random person who raped you while you were unconscious after a party in college, or your uncle from your childhood.

[–] Damaskox@kbin.social 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oof, that's true!
That didn't even cross my mind! πŸ˜…

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 points 9 months ago

Bunch of dogs and a few cats appear ...... all animals that humped your leg or massaged your thigh.

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[–] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 64 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm currently in that room

[–] offbyone@feddit.uk 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@sh.itjust.works 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's called an aquarium, and this is the last time I'm going to ask you to leave this facility.

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[–] remus989@sh.itjust.works 44 points 9 months ago

Ok so it's a normal night with my wife then?

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago

Me and the wife will probably see if there's something on TV.

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 40 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Everyone else is someone I had sex with in my life. But it doesn't specify that it is everyone I have had sex with in my life.

[–] livus@kbin.social 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I want you to be my lawyer.

You just turned this from an awkward experience into a fun occasion.

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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 32 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Such a lonely room.

I would turn it into a computer room.. :)

[–] theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Empty Chairs at Empty Tables

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[–] Endorkend@kbin.social 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I have some alone time with my wife.

[–] TheYojimbo@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Same it happens to me every night

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[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

β€œHey.” β€œHey.” β€œHow are things with you?” β€œPretty good. You?” β€œGood, thanks.”

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[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I sob uncontrollably in an empty room.

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[–] souperk@reddthat.com 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

rape survivors are going to have a hard time...

If it is the rapist that is asked the question and they have a lot of victims they could gang up on them.

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[–] skybreaker@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago

I was actually in this scenario just last night. We watched TV.

...the only person I've had sex with is my wife.

[–] SauceBossSmokin@lemmy.world 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, one of them has been dead for 5 years so I'd probably freak the fuck out.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Try 15. There would be some dudes and a pile of bones in the midle. lol

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, it’s an empty room. So, nothing happens, just like my life. Maybe if there was a way to kill myself, that would happen I guess…

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago (4 children)

A crow could understand the number of people in that room

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[–] Sethayy@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago

Thank god, I miss my wife rn

[–] Octopus1348@thelemmy.club 15 points 9 months ago

I would sit in an empty room.

[–] Nemo@midwest.social 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ooh, those two do not get along. It will be awkward.

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[–] TeaHands@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

So it's not everyone you've had sex with, it's just that everyone there is part of the group? I choose to believe it's only the ones I'm still friends with.

We all have a nice catch up and then head home?

[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The door handle rattles but doesn't open.

[–] TeaHands@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Ooh yay, most of us LOVE escape rooms

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[–] dumptruckdan@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Depending on who it is, I either ask them how they've been, apologize for who I was back then, or turn 360Β° and moonwalk out of there

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[–] Whisper06@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago

My wife realizes I'm no stud

[–] 0x4E4F@infosec.pub 11 points 9 months ago

We all have sex again 🀷? Would be the logical thing IMO.

[–] brygphilomena@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd genuinely like to catch up with them. See how their life turned out, what they've done, and who they're with. Even a few I'd like to apologize to.

I'd order some pizza and booze. We'd have a party.

I'd also take a count, there are people I've unfortunately forgotten about. It will be good to remember them again.

[–] Brutticus@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

maybe get a D&D game going

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[–] ProfessorGumby@midwest.social 11 points 9 months ago

That's too much crazy in one room.

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Probably bone. Most of the people I've had sex with, sex has been the only thing we've had in common. If it's everyone I've had sex with, it's going to be a little crowded, but I'd imagine we could all have quite a bit of fun.

[–] dan1101@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Going for the orgy, bold move but could be epic if it pays off.

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[–] Krotz@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Sounds like a date night for me and my wife :)

[–] Blaze@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 9 months ago

That's not going to be a very full room

[–] toomanypancakes@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My husband finally meets my boyfriend

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