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[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 75 points 10 months ago (5 children)

It must be really hard living life this way.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Actually, it’s super easy, barely an inconvenience.

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[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry, they aren't aware enough to feel shame or stupidity.

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

Yeah people this dumb either think it’s a good thing and revel in it or are incapable of forming the thought/reaching the level of self-awareness that allows them to think “maybe I’m stupid.”

[–] YoBuckStopsHere@lemmy.world 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Nope, ignorance is bliss. They literally don't know anything about anything. They just assume everything they believe is the truth.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 10 months ago

But they're then getting absolutely freaked out about every benign thing. It has to be super exhausting and stressful

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 15 points 10 months ago

And just think how hard it is for loved ones and social services that need to put up with you...

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 65 points 10 months ago (6 children)

This is a person who was able to get a driver's license...

[–] KredeSeraf@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You'd be amazed how many people driving daily don't and have never had a license. Used to be a police dispatcher, shit happens all the damn time.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What's the procedure then? Arrest, pressing charges, payments or other punishment I (blissfully ignorantly) assume

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[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

They also most likely vote

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

And it probably counts more than yours.

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[–] Therealgoodjanet@lemmy.world 40 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I knew it! Vacations are killing us. If you value your life; no more vacations!

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Yes! Strap me to the millstone!

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'd like to see a teacher attack this with the red pen.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm not even a teacher, and I would love to attack this with a red pen.

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[–] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 28 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Did Charlie Kelly write this?

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago

I didn't seem any reference to his speciality bird law

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 20 points 10 months ago

Covet 19. Dream of being under 20 once again!

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

Oh my god it took me forever to realize that "Are rights have been taken away" contained a grammar error. I need more sleep.

[–] DannyMac@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago (2 children)

"Covet 19 are rights vacations have been mandeats are taken away killing us in the Land of Free."

[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 6 points 10 months ago

Add a dash of oil and a sprinkle of crushed almonds to that masterpiece and you’ve got yourself one tasty word salad. Yum yum.

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[–] Neon@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I love how noone explores the possibility that this was written by someone who hates them to make them look bad lol

[–] LdyMeow@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I feel like this has to be satire

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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

"hmpf I prefer my psychosis with proper punctuation"

[–] vivadanang@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

gonna give the owner a break and assume they wrote this on the back just after their stroke.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

During their stroke*

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 15 points 10 months ago

Is there an infowarrior rides community on Lemmy yet?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago

Plus they park like an asshole

[–] FARTYSHARTBLAST@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago

BUT WHAT ABOUT ARE RIGHTS?

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Vacations are killing us! Ban Hawaii!

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[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think they misspelled "teats." Those little milker nipples.

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[–] DrugsMcChrist@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago (6 children)
[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

I wish this was the case but I've seen more than enough vehicles like this at home and down in the US in my travels into redneck areas. The vans are worse as they have more room for the errors. Usually there's some Trump stuff too.

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[–] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not exactly a rave review of the American educational system.

No wonder European countries don't accept US high school diplomas as sufficient for acceptance into a college or university.

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[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Can someone compute cove+19?

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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just want to put a sticker on it that says "GO TO SCHOOL"

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[–] HeartyBeast@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This has got to be someone trolling, right? Right?

[–] r00ty@kbin.life 7 points 10 months ago

It's hard to be sure these days.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Proper translation:

Covid 19 vaccines and mandates, are killing us in the land of the free. Our rights are being taken away from us.

I'm not sure about the vaccines as we're entering Alex Jones territory there that's not really my place to comment on

but i can say the potential hillbilly has a point in my opinion the covid 19 mandates were poorly miss-managed almost everywhere across the globe. Lots of mom and pop shops had to close doors even some bigger businesses which created alot of job loses and lots of people were affected financially people whom struggled to put food on the table buy petrol pay for the leccy and keep a roof on there head. All this over poorly managed goverments and bureaucrats across the world and on top of this you got governments telling you what todo and if you didn't follow through with the governments demands you could land your self a heafty fine and some prison time. I can see why people may be starting to get pissed off

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (6 children)
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[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

I'm always surprised how much they spelled correctly.

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