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[–] CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 113 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That’s his hole! It was made for him!

[–] Sylver@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago (1 children)

TuRrrrrrr~ TuRrrrrrrr-keeyy…..

[–] Ghost33313@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

As ground turkey comes out the other side.

[–] creditCrazy@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

If there's a hole there's a goal

[–] Peafield@programming.dev 78 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is so stupid that it's amazing.

[–] rotkehlchen@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago

This is so brilliant that it seems stupid.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 61 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I usually dislike comics that are entirely built on a lame pun, but this one has enough buildup and anticipation that somehow it crosses the threshold into being amusing.

[–] Jonna@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Threshold. Thanks.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Superman is gonna be pissed when he finds out these assholes broke into his house.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Does that mean Superman has a penis shaped like a turkey??

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 10 months ago

He is an alien....

[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 14 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I was enjoying this comic until I suddenly realized turkeys can't fly.

[–] Norgur@kbin.social 56 points 10 months ago

That's why it had an aeroplane, duh!

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They can fly short distances, at least wild ones can. I've seen them perched in trees and had a couple fly over my head before. It's terrifying lol

E: just clicked rhe link and I've realized that I'm a goober

[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

I was going to link the classic WKRP bit, but I knew that people would point out that the turkey had an airplane so I had to dig a little deeper on this one.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 5 points 10 months ago

The current breeds are so heavy they can’t even copulate. They would never reproduce without artificial insemination.

🌈𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑲𝒏𝒐𝒘

[–] XEAL@lemm.ee 9 points 10 months ago

What do you call turkey poop?

turd

[–] numlok@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Weird to see my hometown mentioned in such an unexpected way.

[–] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 10 months ago

Tudors were fuckin jerks but their building style is pretty cool

[–] TheQuietCroc@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago

Brought to you by the Cosmic Father, the creator of funny things that are unfunny but are funny anyway.

[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I don't know what's behind the door, but it's not the EU.