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Former GOP House member's wife said Sen. Markwayne Mullin put his finger in the noses of sleeping members of Congress and their spouses on a trip to Israel (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 11 months ago by empireOfLove@lemmy.one to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

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[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there's an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can't he be normal and wear women's underwear?

[–] keefshape@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Random lemming making me feel seen and validated, you're the best.

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

You have vpl, bro.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So What?! Want to fight about it?!!

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is the time, this is the place! Stand your butt up!

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Imagine being willing to fight a citizen but unwilling to say ass.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 1 points 11 months ago

Of course they have standards!

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 months ago

Dumbest fucking timeline.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Have I been lied to? Can you pick your friend's nose?

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 3 points 11 months ago

You can pick any nose you want at least once.

[–] Hairyblue@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Is this the same Republican that threatened to throw a reporter off a balcony? And... not it is not, but they share the same temperament.

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, he’s the one that threatened embassy staff when they wouldn’t let him fly into Tajikistan with a suitcase full of cash where he intended to cross the border into Afghanistan to play hero right after the US military pulled out.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Lmao holy fuck, what? How did I miss that??

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not sure, it was national news, but there was a lot of news going on during that time, so it was probably easy to miss. He’s quite the cartoon of an “alpha” male.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Yeah, must have just gotten lost in the wash for me.

At any rate, I’m just waiting for all these regressive idiots preoccupied with “alpha-ness” to realize that literally everyone else is laughing at them, and not in a nice way.

[–] DarkGamer@kbin.social 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

GOP, the party of immature man-children.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 5 points 11 months ago

Nah, they aren't limited to just immature men, they've got plenty of female bozos these days. Equality fck yea!

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

he's a rapist

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 3 points 11 months ago

Honestly, from definition thst sure makes him one. Classic R....

[–] TubeTalkerX@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

Reminds me of that SNL Skit

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 months ago

Stupid conservative who acted like a child also acted like a child in the past. No surprise there.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Hey fun fact: you pinkie is a perfect fit for your nostril