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Former GOP House member's wife said Sen. Markwayne Mullin put his finger in the noses of sleeping members of Congress and their spouses on a trip to Israel (www.businessinsider.com)

submitted 11 months ago by empireOfLove@lemmy.one to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

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[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I know were not supposed to kink shame, but there's an obvious lack of consent here.

Seriously, why can't he be normal and wear women's underwear?

[–] keefshape@lemmy.ca 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Random lemming making me feel seen and validated, you're the best.

[–] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 4 points 11 months ago

You have vpl, bro.