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The man had a serious problem and found the smartest man in the world to fix it. Better than most presidents.
Obviously. Came here to say this. The first president to listen to scientists.
There it is.
WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT.
WERE GONNA LIVE ON, WERE GONNA SURVIVE.
TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY
o7
I still get the "fuck yeah" every time I hear that speech.
"I was elected to lead, not to read."
Weird. I always thought that was Rainier Wolfcastle who said that. He was sort of the Simpsons universe version of Arnold Schwartzenegger. And the same actor did the voice of Arnold that normally does Wolfcastle.
The line is from the movie, so they break a few of their usual rules.
They'll have to pass the 61st Amendment first.
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Bernie Sanders.
He can still win! Just a few more donations is all it takes.
President Lindberg (Tiny Lister from The Fifth Element). Ok, maybe he was the whole worlds president, but he was so cool.
President Lisa Simpson
The Fifth Elementβs president.
Not sure if he counts as US President, but they never clarified if he was the president of the US or the world or whatever, so he still counts! π
I mean, Bartlett, but also James Marshall (Harrison Ford - Air Force One) and Thomas Whitmore (Bill Pullman - ID4).
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President Palmer from 24 was pretty good, better than most of the people around him.
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
Jed Bartlet from West Wing
The president/protagonist of Saints Row IV
abe lincoln vampire hunter
Quentin Trembley III, the forgotten founder of Gravity Falls, Oregon and the 8Β½th President of the United States of America
"I'll always be right here... on the face of the $-12 bill."
"Wow, this is worthless!"
"It's less than worthless, my boy!"
President Marshall (Harrison Ford) from Air Force One
βItβs your turn to be afraid.β
I would love if we had a president like the guy from Designated Survivor, someone who cared more about doing the best job for the people without his ego being the focus. Which actually might also be true about Comacho
Donald Trump. I can't believe there are people who think he could actually get elected. The American people aren't that stupid.
Normally fiction is based in reality. It'd take some stupid writers to take the host of The Apprentice and make him president. That'd just be silly. What kind of policy would he even have? American voters vote based on policy not personality, so having that is clearly important.
Donald Trump
Oh, wait. He wasn't fictional...
True story. After the 2016 election, there was a panel discussion. They invited the creators of all the top political TV show; West Wing; Veep; House of Cards; Scandal, and others. Every participant said the same thing; that if they'd had a character say that he 'liked soldiers who didn't get captured' the networks and advertisers would have demanded that the character be kicked to the curb by the whole nation. Trump is stranger than fiction
Jack Ryan
Leslie Nielsen would be perfect.
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Michael Wilson from Metal Wolf Chaos. What other politician is gonna suit up in a giant mech and fight the rebelling vice president in a giant space battle?
Walternate from Fringe. Absolutely beautifully acted and exactly what I'd expect from a man who had his child abducted from a parallel version of himself.
Richard Nixon's head in a jar, from Futurama