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[–] nottheengineer@feddit.de 113 points 1 year ago (10 children)

ich_iel is the worst place to learn german, the running gag is to translate stuff from english literally while actively ignoring the context.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 38 points 1 year ago

Is that true? My dear mister singing club!

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

My English is so good, that makes me nobody so quickly after!

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[–] fatzgebum@feddit.de 85 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It's not even easy to understand ich_iel as a native speaker. They use an extreme form of internet slang only understood by a handful of people.

[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 74 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Dies ist ein klarer Fall eines Geschicklichkeitsproblems.

[–] vicviper@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Some skills can be purchased!

[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 25 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Sad that your translator has chosen "problem" instead of "issue".

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Translation ~~problem~~ issue.

[–] bort@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago

übersetzungsstreitfrage

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[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Probiers nomol.

[–] ErKaf@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do isa machtloss

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[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Hey buddy, I can clearly lick my chickens whenever I want.

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[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago

Always know I've been awake too long when new turns Deutsche. Gotta brush up.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Jajajajaja

Did I just say “yes” a bunch of times, or was I laughing? No idea.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Agreeing in German, laughing in Spanish, I think.

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sounds about right. no idea why the spanish have a stroke every time they laugh

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Because they're very passionate people.

[–] Johanno@feddit.de 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ja ja heißt leck mich am Arsch!

[–] shrippen@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Olles klaa maistaa

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[–] PFShady@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I took German in High school… 25+ years ago. Never got fluent and never used it after that. Now I see the memes and find myself picking out words I remember to find the funny.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ryan, is that you?

[–] SchrodingersPat@lemmy.ml 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sorry, different American

[–] Jay@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are more?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes. There are in fact in excess of seven Americans on Lemmy alone.

[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So many? That's amazing!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

It is, after all, the third most populous country on earth. It has a population larger than 52 people.

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[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Damn Germans and their enigmatic memes

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[–] callyral@pawb.social 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch

(pretty sure that says "i speak a bit of german")

[–] Tier1BuildABear@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can't you read? It clearly says Dutch

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[–] Oha@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 16 points 1 year ago (4 children)

SPRICH

[–] Jay@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DEUTSCH

[–] floating@feddit.de 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

DU

[–] Anamana@feddit.de 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

SOHN

[–] z500@startrek.website 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

EINER

[–] FQQD@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

netten mutter?

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sehr nett.

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[–] Ravi@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

Good that you chose this community, otherwise you'd have a request to change it to ich❌🇩🇪😂iel

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖓𝖚𝖓 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉

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[–] e0qdk@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've seen those posts too, but can't speak German. What does "ich_iel" actually mean?

[–] 30p87@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

ich = me iel = im echten leben = in real life

so ich_iel = me_irl

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