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[–] 404@lemmy.zip 95 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even the post title. Good job I hate you

[–] ledtasso@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Their username is also hilarious

FARTYSHARTBLAST

a reference to Slartibartfast from Hitchhikers Guide :D

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[–] clearedtoland@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

This is exceptional levels of irritating and hilarious.

[–] stephfinitely@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

I was weird OK with most of these as a joke but calling Samus a "he" was over the line.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

FFS, Halo is the name of the blue lady. The guy in the armor is called Master Chef

[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

No, Master Chef is the renowned competitive cooking television program. You're thinking about the famous rapper and record producer who is the father of Lil' Romeo.

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[–] bfg9k@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

dey put duh mastur ceef in da soder

[–] GigaWerts@lemmy.eco.br 33 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Ah yes, the good ol' John Halo

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 16 points 1 year ago

He kills teh aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

"No John, you are the demon."

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 5 points 1 year ago

John Halo the Masterchef?

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[–] Belgdore@lemm.ee 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have no issue with the Warriors description. His name is literally bad Mario and he is yellow.

[–] SerJunkan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Luigi is indeed a Mario brother as well. Calling him the green Mario is valid.

[–] RaiIsNotYourGuy@programming.dev 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This chart is highly inaccurate. For example, in the Halo franchise, the main character's name is not Halo. What you are referring to is the ancient superstructures made by a highly advanced ancient alien race. The character in the chart is named John Halo.

[–] emeralddawn45@discuss.tchncs.de 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually Halo was the doctor, the shooty guy is called Halo's monster.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

But was he the real monster though? Or was Halo the monster all along for creating him?

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Maybe, the real halo were the monsters we made along the way

[–] mckean@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Halo's principle

[–] Cosmicomical@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

ok, this comment hurts more than the chart lol

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

But what if Zelda was a girl?

[–] TheOctonaut@mander.xyz 9 points 1 year ago

What if Zelda wasn't a girl but dressed like a girl to pass as one and it made me feel funny

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[–] thekerker@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

John Halo, the best master queef there ever was

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[–] Vrijgezelopkamers@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Duke Nukem would like to have a word with Halo.

[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

How did they forget my man Duke? After all the demons he killed in DOOM?!

[–] mckean@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe he will rip off his head and shit down his neck...

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Like the guy from the Japanese stealth games named Metal Gear.

And the yellow guy with the severely broken tail called Pokeman

Then there's the guy with an unknown name who just goes by his title, God of War, though I guess since the series is based on Turkish mythology, you could just call him Mars.

Then the blob of goo who invented many famous comic book characters, Jack Kirby

Oh, and the guy named after Internet Explorer: Browser

And the Swedish guy: Mats Effect

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My favourite is definitely Elden John

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This post gave me a stroke.

[–] thorbot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

KNOW YOU ARE

oh I see now

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Tom B. Raider is the silent offscreen narrator of the game. He only exxists because investors only fund games with strong male leads.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 7 points 1 year ago

Can't wait to play these on my Nintendo

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This hurts me mentally and physically.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

....You used Blue's sprite to be extra wrong and I love you for it.

[–] beebarfbadger@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

"I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum and I'm all outta ass!"

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was happy knowing that I am character

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[–] HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They forgot Pikachu, the blue squirrel character from Digimon!

[–] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Gotta add lil jimmy Earthbound, the little boy with a hat who smashes people off the screen yelling "Pecan Fire!"

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I think halo is a pretty cool guy. He kills aliens and not afraid anything.

Well ackshawully his name is Haloman.

[–] Lyricism6055@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Metroid is the coolest guy ever.

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[–] TheBadgerKing@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Arrrgh! I hate everything about this post. Love it!

[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

So duke was the chief all a long!

[–] lustyargonian@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You joke but I really don't know the name of Price of Persia. He's the cool guy who avoids floor like it's lava.

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[–] smigao@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

You fool I ama Luigi

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