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[–] neptune@dmv.social 42 points 11 months ago (8 children)
[–] xthexder@l.sw0.com 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Based on the name of the site, I immediately assumed they were going to argue about technique, not how to count and do math! lmao

[–] BreakDecks@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

I got through page 1 and this conversation has already gone too far. I don't know if I'm emotionally ready for page 2, much less all 5.

[–] nodimetotie@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I wish the OP added "Justin-27" and "TheJosh" to the picture

[–] neptune@dmv.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm on board to argue. Saying every other day and then 5 days a week is incredibly triggering.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 7 points 11 months ago

I love how he somehow manages to get 4 workout days every week by just pushing the start of the week forward in post #17

Week 1 - Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday

Week 2 - Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday

Week 3 - Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Monday

Week 4 - Wednesday, Friday, Sunday, Tuesday

Week 5 - Thursday, Saturday, Monday, Wednesday

Week 6 - Friday, Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday

[–] bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

This is fucking amazing 😂

I want to see that calendar so bad

Edit: new challengers keep approaching, it's the gift that keeps on giving!

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[–] AlexanderESmith@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

That's why I love smartphones, I can argue myself to sleep in bed

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 17 points 11 months ago
[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can't even tell what they're arguing about until around 200 replies in.

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Let's have an argument. We'll know what it's about when we get there. I'll start:

Hard disagree!!!

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

PERSONAL ATTACK AFTER DIGGING THROUGH YOUR PROFILE.

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

*Nonsensical statement involving plankton*

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

Well, actually it is.

What a sorry excuse for an argument.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or "you're wrong!" But then they basically agree with that the other was saying. People just want to shout and be angry and dominant and not even really reading what the other one is saying.

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

So often do I see people starting their comment with some variation of that or "you're wrong!"

Proof? Pictures or it didn't happen.

But then they basically agree [...]

I still disagree.

[...] with that the other was saying.

Yah, I'm certainly not saying what you're saying, buddy.

People just want to shout [...]

Who's shouting? Lots of unfounded claims here ...

[...] and be angry [...]

Well, you're starting to make me angry.

[...] and dominant [...]

I am. And I'm not sorry.

Is this your first internet argument, kid?

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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (6 children)

Anyone up to argue about something stupid?

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

I think Pokemon is an overrated game that prey on people nostalgia to re-re-release over and over the same game twice at the same time with the only difference being a slight sprite and name swap . Kinda like FIFA, NFL, PES. Heck, even they don't do the release twice with slight variations bullshit. Imagine FIFA : Barcelona and FiFA: Real Madrid editions being sold separately and the only difference is that the team written on the other version isn't available.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

There can’t be an argument because I 100% agree with you.

[–] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

But I failed my task of starting an argument. (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

/Jk

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 11 months ago

In the game's defense, vaporeon is the game's most compatible pokemon for human-pokemon breeding

[–] azulavoir@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 months ago

it's no coincidence that the best pokemon games (emerald, platinum, and legends arceus) are the ones that don't come with a paired-off other half

[–] explodicle@local106.com 3 points 11 months ago

Absolutely not, that would be a complete waste of time.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Burger King microwaves their burgers to melt the cheese and their chicken tastes like grade F pigeon meat

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

This sounds like the ramblings of a rich kid who doesn’t appreciate the taste of a pigeon. Tell me, how is it to be born with a silver spoon in your mouth?

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

At least they haven't been hit by shrinkflation nearly as bad as the hockey puck big mac

[–] TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

You fight like a dairy farmer!

[–] skulblaka@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

I've met a dairy farmer, that mfer could KO a brick wall.

[–] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 3 points 11 months ago

How appropriate. You fight like a cow.

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] PmMeFrogMemes@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

HOW DARE YOU CORRECT OPS TITLE YOU MOTHERFUCKER ILL KILL YOU

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is the thing I miss the most about Reddit.

[–] explodicle@local106.com 4 points 11 months ago

I feel like on Lemmy I get in more substantive arguments about the subject, and less of the other person playing armchair psychologist when I don't see it their way.

[–] covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

And most of the comments are deleted so your nutbrain can't find any clue about what they are talking about, still you read [ആഹ അന്തസ്സ്]

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Do we have a renaissance memes page?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)
[–] elouboub@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago
[–] CommunityLinkFixer@lemmings.world 2 points 11 months ago

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn't work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !renaissance_memes@feddit.uk

[–] Beelzebob@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

I argue with people on the Internet so that my partner gets less of my batshit crazy.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago
[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Spread the Joy! Link below the best argument you have seen in Lemmy latelly👇

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