ShimmeringKoi

joined 2 years ago
[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

Is your sister Roseanne Barr, what the fuck is she saying

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

some-controversy Common People's Republic W

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Thanks government of Singapore, this is worthless

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Comeback sucks, stick to advocating for microplastics in everyone's balls

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

When they don't help, it proves they are malicious. When they do help, this is but a skillful ploy to put us off our guard parenti-hands

-The comments

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

"Ah but you see, we have been made dependent on oil!" Yeah dude, that's the whole point, that's why people are roasting to death in the thousands under heat domes right now for the wealth of a few petroleum corporations. This is on the level of "Don't you realize that if we destroy capitalism, nobody will be able to pay rent??" Just a missing of the point so total and comprehensive that it would actually make me less annoyed if it was on purpose.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Takes things personally right away and isn't yet very good at sarcasm or snark. But you know, that could just be and awkward adult too

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 1 points 6 days ago

All of them except one that I call the Bill Hicks Gambit

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Lol

spoilerLmao

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The one where Matt Berry's character freaks out and dumps his girlfriend after finding out she's trans, and we're meant to be sort of on his side

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

My friend showed me IT crowd for the first time and I loved it, but then we got to That Episode

 

Yak

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml
 

“While I was eager to move on to the next phase of my career, it appears I must go back to cinema, because I sure as shit can’t show my face at Koganei Heating and Plumbing anymore,” said the 82-year-old creator of My Neighbor Totoro and Spirited Away, who explained that until yesterday he had no idea “every goddamn AC unit” needed to have a condensate drain line installed to release built-up moisture and prevent the growth of mold and mildew.

 
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